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SOS: Durex
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My friend based in Dubai told me it is a man's paradise there as long as you have the $$$. All sorts of vegetables also have.
erection2015
Alfrescian (InfP) + C
you ah????....i dunno what to say about you....i've seen you do extremely rude things to your kapkia.
erection2015
Alfrescian (InfP) + C
all of them bro...very repeatedly and violently
which of the following parts did he use?
erection2015
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When the Family Planning Board was around, along Dunean Road, junction of Gilsted Rd in that brick building, they were giving out free Condoms, made in INDIA. Very lousy QC...many blamed the condoms for having another one...
erection2015
Alfrescian (InfP) + C
I thought cum is not red? (your avatar)
erection2015
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LOL. I bet those condoms are worse than the ones given by the SAF.
To be fair, India has a thriving pharmaceutical industry... and many cheap prescription drugs (cough mixture, flu tablets, sore throat lozenges etc) are made in India. Never thought that it would be making condoms.
Hello... I am KNNBHCB twin.
you retarded gay dog
Not good to keep it in wallet. The heat actually spoils the condom.
Risk accidents, with plenty regrets later :p
Fuck Durex. Get Okamoto condoms.
During my time....SAF brand is Protex.......actually of good quality.LOL. I bet those condoms are worse than the ones given by the SAF.
To be fair, India has a thriving pharmaceutical industry... and many cheap prescription drugs (cough mixture, flu tablets, sore throat lozenges etc) are made in India. Never thought that it would be making condoms.
Okamoto is jap size........cannot fit me.
Spanish dig on rubbers (all in the family??) :p
[video=youtube;WzlMcrP2jEM]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WzlMcrP2jEM[/video]
Dig at ah nehs
This Indian goes into a drugstore and tells the pharmacist that he has too many youngins. He asks if there is anything he can take for it. The pharmacist puts some rubbers on the counter and says try these. The Indian leaves happy. The next day, the Indian walks up to the counter and throws the remaining rubbers at the pharmacist. The pharmacist asks what happened. The Indian just looks at him and says, "Left nut go UGH. Right nut go UGH. Rubber go BANG!!"
The pharmacist looks surprised and gets some extra heavy duty Trojans and hands them to him and suggests he try these. The next day, the Indian comes back in and throws the remaining rubbers at the pharmacist. The surprised pharmacist asks what happened this time? The Indian just looks at him and says, "Left nut go UGH. Right nut go UGH. Rubber go BANG!"
The pharmacist thinks for a while. He says wait here and I'll be right back. He goes out back and gets an old Tire tube and sews a rubber out of it. He gives this to the Indian and says to try it. The Indian looks at it and agrees it will work. The next day, the Indian comes into the store moaning and limping! The pharmacist goes up to him and helps him to a seat. He then asks the Indian what happened. The Indian looks at him and says, "Left nut go UGH! RUBBER go UGH! RIGHT NUT GO _BANG_!!!"
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Q: What does a gay call a used condom?
A: Seal-a-Meal
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Confucius say:
Man who pull out too fast leave rubber behind
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What did one Durex say to the other? "Why can't we be Mates?"
[video=youtube;WzlMcrP2jEM]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WzlMcrP2jEM[/video]
Dig at ah nehs
This Indian goes into a drugstore and tells the pharmacist that he has too many youngins. He asks if there is anything he can take for it. The pharmacist puts some rubbers on the counter and says try these. The Indian leaves happy. The next day, the Indian walks up to the counter and throws the remaining rubbers at the pharmacist. The pharmacist asks what happened. The Indian just looks at him and says, "Left nut go UGH. Right nut go UGH. Rubber go BANG!!"
The pharmacist looks surprised and gets some extra heavy duty Trojans and hands them to him and suggests he try these. The next day, the Indian comes back in and throws the remaining rubbers at the pharmacist. The surprised pharmacist asks what happened this time? The Indian just looks at him and says, "Left nut go UGH. Right nut go UGH. Rubber go BANG!"
The pharmacist thinks for a while. He says wait here and I'll be right back. He goes out back and gets an old Tire tube and sews a rubber out of it. He gives this to the Indian and says to try it. The Indian looks at it and agrees it will work. The next day, the Indian comes into the store moaning and limping! The pharmacist goes up to him and helps him to a seat. He then asks the Indian what happened. The Indian looks at him and says, "Left nut go UGH! RUBBER go UGH! RIGHT NUT GO _BANG_!!!"
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Q: What does a gay call a used condom?
A: Seal-a-Meal
--------------------------
Confucius say:
Man who pull out too fast leave rubber behind
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What did one Durex say to the other? "Why can't we be Mates?"
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