Q: What do you call a [insert favourite race or occupation] buried up to the neck with sand?
A: Not enough sand
Q: Why is it wrong to drive a van off a cliff with four [insert favourite race or occupation] in it?
A: Because you can at least stuff three more in the van.
Q: You are trapped in a manhole with a revolver, a [insert favourite race or occupation] and five poisonous snakes. What do you do?
A: Shoot the [insert favourite race or occupation] six times.
A: Not enough sand
Q: Why is it wrong to drive a van off a cliff with four [insert favourite race or occupation] in it?
A: Because you can at least stuff three more in the van.
Q: You are trapped in a manhole with a revolver, a [insert favourite race or occupation] and five poisonous snakes. What do you do?
A: Shoot the [insert favourite race or occupation] six times.