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Khaw thinks he has been to heaven

Papsmearer

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http://www.channelnewsasia.com/stories/singaporelocalnews/view/1085200/1/.html

"if everyone were to be like Mrs Lee, this planet would be heaven"

Does that means Khaw has been to heaven and back?

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Of course Cow has been to heaven. U don't know mah? In Sinkiepore, Heaven goes by the name Istana. In there, God resides in the form of Old Goat. He is God and Lord of all things in Sinkiepore. It is said he created S'pore and fix all the satanic oppos. At his side was Gecko aka Unvirgin Mary. Their son Jesus Pinky Christ also come and go from Heaven on a daily basis. Only the Holy Goh has to make appointment before he can be admitted to Heaven.
 

BusNo64

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hahhahaha...i din know God has a daughter too...maybe Cow boon wan can rewrite the scripture...
 

myfoot123

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[COLOR="_______"]How to be heaven, when he snatched the son of a family for HOTAed and summoned police to drag the family away. Only beast are capable of that, unless he mispelled heaven for hell. [/COLOR]
 

SotongMee

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The Cow was last known to be a Buddhist, however, after his painfully hellish ordeal of his heart bypass, he has greater fear of karma so he may have converted to God heaven believer.


http://www.channelnewsasia.com/stories/singaporelocalnews/view/1085200/1/.html

"if everyone were to be like Mrs Lee, this planet would be heaven"

Does that means Khaw has been to heaven and back?

FACE PALM FACE PALM FACE PALM FACE PALM FACE PALM FACE PALM FACE PALM FACE PALM FACE PALM FACE PALM FACE PALM
 
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wikiphile

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http://www.channelnewsasia.com/stories/singaporelocalnews/view/1085200/1/.html

"if everyone were to be like Mrs Lee, this planet would be heaven"

Does that means Khaw has been to heaven and back?

FACE PALM FACE PALM FACE PALM FACE PALM FACE PALM FACE PALM FACE PALM FACE PALM FACE PALM FACE PALM FACE PALM

Big deal, Robbie Williams and gang already found theirs on earth and sang a song about it. Only Khaw is dumb enough not to have realized :biggrin:

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ChaoPappyPoodle

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If everyone was like the gecko, there would be no children because women alone cannot procreate. This Khaw man is a total idiot! He himself said that he was stupid. Have you all forgotten that incident?

ANd even if that gecko found a way to procreate half her children would have genetic disorders and can be seen by the weirdness of her daughter and eldest son.
 

KuanTi01

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Minister Khaw certainly deserves the grand first prize for the best eulogy or praise for it's planetary and even inter-galactic reference to heaven and earth! So cheem and so lofty! Highest praise ever!:biggrin::biggrin:
 

steffychun

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At least on George Yeo's facebook you cna comment on his posts; on Khaw you can't counter him at all.

Still super face palm man.
 

hillary888

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The way to Heaven.

John 3:16 For God so loved the world that he gave his one and only Son, that whoever believes in him shall not perish but have eternal life.

John 14:6 Jesus answered, "I am the way and the truth and the life. No one comes to the Father except through me."
 

sir cum-a-lot

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"if everyone were to be like Mrs Lee, this planet would be heaven"

indirectly, he's telling old man to be like the old lady...... DEAD
 
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