My fellow Shitizens and fellow Nagtizens. HAPPY 2013!
In my 2013 goodies bag, I have loads of strategized tibbits for you.
After a rough 2012 you must have been hardened somewhat by my ingenious policies.
Well not to worry, I have already mastered the craft of softening Sinkies with leftovers
crumbs and promises that would tantalized your wildest imaginations.
Billions would be spent for the sake of Sinkies and Sinkieland
but like sumptuous food on the table, Sinkies can only catch a waft,
while Me and my MIWs feast on the meal.
Many sinkies are badgering me and my MIWs over the BE and the AIM saga.
But sad to disappoint, BE and AIM are part of my ingenious strategies to rein in power.
Like I mentioned before, the most difficult part of politics is the power struggle within my party.
Through the process of systematic elimination I shall weaken the power of my closest rivals within my party.
Laura and Angel are just two of my many favorite pet squirrels that I have planted in many org.
Oh... my cyber pet squirrels are also being planted in many cybertowns.
And before I forget, Happy New Year to the "Young Grass Thread".
Like the saying goes "Old sammys' cows like to eat young grass" just be careful of the thorns.