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Feb 14

laksaboy

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Do you want to be a sucker? If yes, then go ahead and celebrate Valentine's Day. You spend, and she enjoys.

http://leykis101.com/the-professors-blog/valentines-day-happens-every-year-whether-we-like-it-or-not


Valentine's Day. Happens every year whether we like it or not.
in The Professors Blog

In the spirit of the holiday invented by a jeweler with an overstock of inventory, adopted by a greeting card company, embraced by a chocolate factory, hijacked by a lingerie designer and taken hostage by restaurants everywhere, we give you … …
TOM LEYKIS' FIRST ANNUAL VALENTINES DAY TOP FIVE LIST OF RULES

1. If you have a girlfriend or a wife you’re thinking of leaving, definitely do it before February 14th to save the expense and inconvenience of having to buy gifts, cards, flowers or candy or having to go out to an expensive dinner. Love just doesn’t fit into most of our budgets these days!

2. You can always just make yourself scarce until a week or so after Valentine’s Day. Remember that family emergency someone called you about? You’d better get right over there. Preferably to another time zone.

3. Your girl will probably seek comfort in the arms of another man. Who cares? It’s like playing Secret Santa with a big human grab bag. We all toss our girls in there, then we reach in and pick out someone else’s. All of us get some variety and none of us have to spend a penny on a holiday most men hate. You can then have some great makeup sex a week or more later. Or not.

4. February 14th, December 24th and December 31st are the three best days to meet women in bars. Any women in a bar on those nights is there to do something she is going to regret for the rest of her life. Make sure she does it with YOU.

5. Not having a girlfriend or being married is the best way to avoid the hassles and expense of Valentine’s Day. And alimony. And community property.
 

GOD IS MY DOG

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i will set up camp at Hong Lim Park.................must get a good spot since tens of thousands will be there on 16th.................

i'll set up a stall sell drinks and makan...............and also sell anti-PAP banners................
 

Fishypie

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Yup, each's 14th is when i have to pay my Iras, Medisave & car Loan & instaLLments..:(:eek::biggrin:
 

jw5

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Do you want to be a sucker? If yes, then go ahead and celebrate Valentine's Day. You spend, and she enjoys.

On Feb 14, the objective is to be a suckee, not a sucker.

And to be totally spent, not spend totally.
 

Whats4

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divorce rate so high. what is the meaning of valentine. real hypocrite. it is only good for business to suck $$ from consumers only.
 

AhGirl

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Oh, you may get a BIG deal on Vday.

what big deal...i find guys who give flowers on Vday - SILLY! Only stupid men will pay exorbitant sums for a bunch of flowers ! Maybe i am not into flowers. But still all these commercialism makes me sick.
 

jw5

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what big deal...i find guys who give flowers on Vday - SILLY! Only stupid men will pay exorbitant sums for a bunch of flowers ! Maybe i am not into flowers. But still all these commercialism makes me sick.

You may not be into flowers. But he will still want to be into you.
 

jw5

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I've been saving up for the BIG V-day :biggrin:

You unload today and unload again tomorrow, your swimmers will still be in the millions.
It doesn't increase to billions just because you saved them in your balls.
 

Froggy

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On Feb 14, the objective is to be a suckee, not a sucker.

And to be totally spent, not spend totally.

Oh really? If its what you described then I think valentine's day came early, just back from Poseidon.
 
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