Step right up! It's free! Only once every 5 years!
See the angry nubile wave her right clenched fist! Listen to her promises of youthful revenge. Believe in her beauty pageant answers masked as political justifications! Afterwards, add her as a friend on Facebook!
See the comeback kids of civil service! Hear their recycled pledges for social reform! Hear them criticise old buddies! It is their turn to shine under these bright lights!
See the maverick lawyer messiah! Don't miss his class guilt confessional! He has come back from a land far far away to save you lesser mortals! Like Clark Kent, he wears black rimmed glasses and the unassuming smile. But he's faster than a dodgy Chinese IPO, and he can make a crafty career change in one single leap!
See the bad son done good! Witness the precious moment of doing his father proud! He has finally lived up to his potential and become a hero! What God has inflicted, God will give back.... and more!
Step right up! Be entertained! Because six nights later life goes back to same!
See the angry nubile wave her right clenched fist! Listen to her promises of youthful revenge. Believe in her beauty pageant answers masked as political justifications! Afterwards, add her as a friend on Facebook!
See the comeback kids of civil service! Hear their recycled pledges for social reform! Hear them criticise old buddies! It is their turn to shine under these bright lights!
See the maverick lawyer messiah! Don't miss his class guilt confessional! He has come back from a land far far away to save you lesser mortals! Like Clark Kent, he wears black rimmed glasses and the unassuming smile. But he's faster than a dodgy Chinese IPO, and he can make a crafty career change in one single leap!
See the bad son done good! Witness the precious moment of doing his father proud! He has finally lived up to his potential and become a hero! What God has inflicted, God will give back.... and more!
Step right up! Be entertained! Because six nights later life goes back to same!
