Mignolet: "Eh, your colleague Lennon sure takes a long time to take a corner."
Bale: "Yah, he is like that one. We can go and limp kopi and come back and he will still not be ready."
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Mignolet: "Eh, your colleague Lennon sure takes a long time to take a corner."
Bale: "Yah, he is like that one. We can go and limp kopi and come back and he will still not be ready."
Bale: "Now which lumpar shall I shoot at?"
Paolo di Canio: "Push up!"
AVB: "Move down!"
Bale: "KNN, you booked me. No, I am not going to give you my shirt and autograph after the game."
Ferguson (poking match official Foy): "Eh, you lau cheow, refereeing my match again. You know what to do huh!"
Terry: "Yesss!!! We are champions of Europe!"
Lampard: "Err captain. That was last year. This is the Europa Cup trophy, not the Champions League trophy."
Terry: "Aiyah! Don't sweat the trivial stuff lah."
Koscielny: "Time for me to chut pattern liao!"
(Koscielny scored the only goal in Arsena's last game of the season, securing them Champions League qualification."
Ferguson: "Let me grade your match performance. You get a F for disallowing a goal against us, and you get a A+ for adding on 7 minutes of Fergie time. "
Torres: One year ago, he could do nothing right. Now he can walk on air.
Luiz: "I am first!"
Fellaini: "No, I am first in the queue."
(Hair salon offers 50% discount on opening day.)
Rodgers: "As you all know, I have been working to build a successful youth programme since I became manager. I would now like to introduce to you the club's new striker for the next season."
Ba: "I may be African and black but I traced my ancestral roots back to the Shaolin monks in China."
Collins: "Boh pian. Today is the maid's day off, so I have to bring along the baby and change the diapers."
Mrs. Ben Watson: "When are you going to put down that stupid cup and help to carry the elder child?"
Elder child: "Daddy, next year can you win a bigger cup that I can fit in?"
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Bale: "Oh shit! I forgot I am supposed to meet my girlfriend in town right now!"
Bale: "Aiyah! Now I can see why Lennon ballooned his corner kick. There is a small bump on the ground. He took so long to beo but his beo-ing is still so f**ked-up!"
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Mourinho: "What do you mean you are firing me? Only the club chairman can fire me. You are sending me off, you mean?"
Referee: "I am sending you off. But the club chairman also asked me to fire you. He doesn't want to do the dirty job."
Chelsea fan: "Siao liao! I did not expect Chelsea to win so many trophies. The only space left on my body for the 2013 Europa Cup trophy is under my armpit. I think I will have to switch over to become a QPR supporter."
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