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Nabi:"I wish I was hit by coins. I could do with some money. 2 pence also good, can go for good meal."
(In the same weekend that Rio Ferdinand was hit and bloodied by a 2 pence coin, Indian soccer player Nabi was hit by a stone. 40 people were injured in the violence, and the match was abandoned.)
Rooney: "Hey Rio, I was hit by a 1 pound coin. Guess I am worth more than you huh?"
(Rio Ferdinand was hit by a 2 pence coin.)
Balotelli: "Paiseh, I've got to put more parking coupons on my Bentley Continental GT. Back in 5 minutes."
Rooney: "Hey Rio, do you have 2 pence to spare? The bloke who threw this 1 pound coin at me wants some change."
Man City fan: "You all also should arrest Rooney, he did not give me back the change for the 1 pound coin I threw at him! It's not fair!"
Fan : Shit la why arrest me just because my blue ponytail is at the front?
Ferguson: "I can keep a secret. Did you or did you not call Mikel a monkey?"
Refereee Clattenburg: "Well, yes and no. Does orang utan count?"
Ferguson: "What is the market rate for giving us a direct free kick?"
Fourth official Clattenburg: "10 grand in normal time, and 15 grand in injury time. You get reward points if you are a Passion card member."
Fourth official Clattenburg: "Sir Ferguson, thank you for standing up for me when I was accused of racially abusing Mikel. I owe you one."
Ferguson (wink wink): "Don't mention lah, brudder! We all are brudders right? I help you, you help me...."
Yaya Toure revealed that he is a student of Chinese martial art when he used the "dian xue"(immobilize vital points using the finger) technique on Michael Carrick.
I siam, I saim, I siam siam siam, you miss, you miss you miss miss miss
neh neh neh neh neh, you cannot get me(musical)
Reid: "You dived! I did not touch you! Tiu lei lo mo, hum ka chan!"
Cazorla: "No lah, I did not dive. I was looking for my 2 pence which I dropped from last season."
(Go and Google Translate from Cantonese.)
Clattenburg : Hey Alex, you ever see your mother ccb?
Alex : No , my mother never allowed me.
Boy: "Santa, I know I have been naughty but I don't deserve this punishment. Mummy!!!"
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Toddler's mum: "So this is the great Suarez eh? Big deal. My baby can dribble better than him and she doesn't dive."
Moore: "Let me go! I swear I did not take your 2 pence!"
Michu (dangling from crossbar): "Couldn't find that 2 pence on the ground. Could it have landed up here?"
The Men In White shitting on their own legs.
(After criticising WP's sex scandal, PAP has its own sex scandal.)
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Guy on ground : Gotcha , now I'm going to kum your lan
Moore : No dont , I got period.
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