The Manchester City millionnaires waiting for their gold-plated train.
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The Manchester City millionnaires waiting for their gold-plated train.
How Harry Redknapp helped got rid of Mark Hughes at QPR.
Tony Pulis (being very aggressive towards car park attendant): "Come on lah! My car park coupon only expired 1 minute ago and you gave me a ticket! I am a grassroot leader you know. And my MP is Seah Kian Peng."
Roman Abramovich (after Benitez's first game in charge): "Benitez did not win. I think I will have to call Pep Guardiola and persuade him again. I need Guardiola to start work on 1st December."
He was overcome with joy after finding out he was the top student in the PSLE in his neighbourhood school.
Enlisted in the obese platoon 3 months ago, private Anderson now proudly shows off his six-pack and is also congratulated by his platoon mates for winning the Best Recruit award.
No wonder,all the PRC drivers are on strike..
Our rich owner should send us a private jet.
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The Manchester City players are not on strike. They are just refusing to go to work.
Brendan Rodgers finally found a solution to Liverpool's critical shortage of strikers.
This Chelsea worker staged a sit-down protest after finding out his foreign colleague was paid more than him. No, he is not striking; he is just "refusing to work". Everyone knows that Fernando Torres is not a striker. Fact!
Redknapp: "You want to buy 4D now, during my first training session with you guys? You must be joking."
QPR player: "But this is damn lucky number. 2511, the day you join QPR."
Redknapp: "The 4D shop is that way. Might as well buy Stg10 Big for me since you are there."
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Harry Redknapp could not bear to see what he got himself into on his first day at QPR.
Redknapp: "Joe, you know what to do if we lose the match."
Joe Jordan: "Yes, I will swallow the paper with the tactics written on it so there is no evidence of the lousy tactics you used."
Redknapp: "Good dog! That is why I bring you with me everywhere I work."
Benteke: "Darling, you promised to marry me when I scored my first goal in the Premier League. I have scored three now. When will you marry me? We gotta hurry, the cash-over-valuation for the HDB flat keeps rising faster than I can score goals."
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Lambert: "I will give Darren Bent 5 more minutes to score. If he can't I will call in the strikers from SMRT."
"No, I am not interested in the Chelsea job right now. Nor Manchester City, Real Madrid or AC Milan. I am currently on a roll and my team is unbeaten."
Harry Redknapp after his first game in charge at QPR which ended in a draw.
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Fuuccckkkk how did you miss? I can score with my eyes closed.
Cant score with head, cant score with feet so I might as well relax eh?
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