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Book Launch Announcement 4 Singapore Sucks!

halsey02

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Well, what can we expect to see at your event?

Plain clothes police, observing who is buying the books & attending and arresting you round the cul de sac for possession of pornographic material, the word 'suck' is pornographic. ha ha ha ha :biggrin:
 
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Raynall

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Plain clothes police, observing who is buying the books & attending and arresting you round the cul de sac for possession of pornographic material, the word 'suck' is pornographic. ha ha ha ha :biggrin:

Hahaha! If really porno then how come Kino can sell? TS's website stated that Kinokuniya selling in Singapore.
 

Singa Crew

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Well, what can we expect to see at your event?

Raynall, the launch will just be a simple affair. I am not a big name writer so don't expect live bands, theatre, skits and professional DJs.

Originally, I thought it would be a good idea to have it in a pub and everyone can just drink and chill out. But then some of my fans on Facebook said they might want to come and they are secondary school students. So no alcohol will be served.

I will be there to talk about my book, answer questions, sign copies and of course, on the day of the launch, I will be giving a big discount for the books. Each copy will cost you only 12 dollars. Current retail price is $13.91. And if you purchase 3 or more copies, then it is just 10 dollars per copy.
 

Singa Crew

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Plain clothes police, observing who is buying the books & attending and arresting you round the cul de sac for possession of pornographic material, the word 'suck' is pornographic. ha ha ha ha :biggrin:

And don't listen to halsey. :biggrin:

Singapore Sucks! is not erotica lah! Don't give everyone false hopes and get them all excited leh! If it were porno, I would have advertised it on the other Sammyboy forum...
 

Raynall

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Raynall, the launch will just be a simple affair. I am not a big name writer so don't expect live bands, theatre, skits and professional DJs.

Originally, I thought it would be a good idea to have it in a pub and everyone can just drink and chill out. But then some of my fans on Facebook said they might want to come and they are secondary school students. So no alcohol will be served.

I will be there to talk about my book, answer questions, sign copies and of course, on the day of the launch, I will be giving a big discount for the books. Each copy will cost you only 12 dollars. Current retail price is $13.91. And if you purchase 3 or more copies, then it is just 10 dollars per copy.

Singa Crew, thank you for your reply.

About what to expect at your book launch... You know, I was just chatting with my favorite author (Christopher Moore who wrote 5 New York Times bestsellers and who's based in San Francisco), and he told me that his book launches are usually simple affairs between him and his fans. He said you pretty much have to be someone important and a New Yorker to have the sort of clout to throw a publication party.

So yeah, if a writer with 5 New York Times bestsellers under his belt thought that he didn't have the clout to throw a publication party, it is probably a good idea not to have one yourself. If this is your first book, you are probably not important enough. So unless you are a New Yorker, the simple affair you are planning for your launch is good enough. :smile:
 

Singa Crew

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Singa Crew, thank you for your reply.

About what to expect at your book launch... You know, I was just chatting with my favorite author (Christopher Moore who wrote 5 New York Times bestsellers and who's based in San Francisco), and he told me that his book launches are usually simple affairs between him and his fans. He said you pretty much have to be someone important and a New Yorker to have the sort of clout to throw a publication party.

So yeah, if a writer with 5 New York Times bestsellers under his belt thought that he didn't have the clout to throw a publication party, it is probably a good idea not to have one yourself. If this is your first book, you are probably not important enough. So unless you are a New Yorker, the simple affair you are planning for your launch is good enough. :smile:

Wow... very candid advice! Thank you!

Yes, you are right. I am not important as a writer. Yet. Which is why I will only be doing a short obligatory speech and answer questions and sign copies of the book. I am not really anticipating a crowd so chances are good that I won't even be doing a formal speech. Maybe just arrange the chairs in a semi-circle and have a talk-cock-sing-song session with the few who show up.

hmm... so you know a New York Times bestselling author?
 

halsey02

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And don't listen to halsey. :biggrin:

Singapore Sucks! is not erotica lah! Don't give everyone false hopes and get them all excited leh! If it were porno, I would have advertised it on the other Sammyboy forum...

Joking! from my time, "puff the magic dragon", and

"Then take me disappearin’ through the smoke rings of my mind, Down the foggy ruins of time, far past the frozen leaves, The haunted, frightened trees, out to the windy beach, Far from the twisted reach of crazy sorrow, Yes, to dance beneath the diamond sky with one hand waving free, Silhouetted by the sea, circled by the circus sands, With all memory and fate driven deep beneath the waves
Let me forget about today until tomorrow"

No to mention " with a little help from my friend", "Lucy In the Sky with Diamonds" were deemed offensive! & banned, maybe pornographic...

so SINgapore Sucks!, may be consrued as something pornographic, depending on which side of the dorrway, one is standing... ha ha ha ha will get a copy & read!

Cheers!:biggrin:
 
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