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    Wtff/Knn, Loger Comprain liao.

    WTFF Knn Loger ask u dont act blur hor Knn Wtff Knn.:: . . .
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    Chitchat DieDie, We still love cheekons.

    WTFF, If can call GL $200 cheekons, what is $16? . . .
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    MM vs NN -- Just A Joke -- who is a better thief?

    . Names had been amended to protect the ID, but Samsters should know who they are. - NN and MM go into a bakery on a campaign trail. As soon as they enter the bakery, NN steals three curry puffs and puts them in his pocket. He says to MM, "See how clever I am? The owner didn't even...
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    What is the dog doing?

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    Glockman, is this you?

    When thinking of karung guni (literally Malay for “gunny sack”), or karang guni, you're more than likely to think of the weathered uncles and aunties strolling through HDB corridors toting a horn and trolley. Many of us would also be familiar with their drawly shout: “Karung guni, buay bor zua...
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    HALF CHEEKON BUT DRUMSTICK M.I.A?

    WTFF Read this complain that the cheekon rice shop in golden mile reported the cheekon rice shop will "skim" away the drumstick when you order half cheekon. Likewise, i experienced it when i ordered from another stall in a hawker ctr and realisez at the end of meal that the drumstick was...
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    MONKEY POX

    Kaypohing and on behalf of @strawberry, our shitty times editor-in-chief working for his Boss @glockman, . Monkeypox cases will be allowed to recover at home from next Monday (Aug 22) if they are assessed to be clinically stable by a doctor and their place of residence is deemed suitable...
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    Chitchat Singapore expands dine-in, social gathering sizes to 5 from 22 Nov, MONDAY.

    WTFF From Monday (22 November), social gathering and dine in group sizes of up to five individuals, regardless of household, will be allowed, ending almost two months of restrictions that only allowed gatherings of up to two individuals. Dining in at food and beverage (F&B) establishments...
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    Chitchat @plzhelpme, is this your family?

    Slow moving turtle delays five planes at Japan airport Turtles on a Runway probably will never rival Snakes on a Plane for dramatic effect, but one reptile has made headlines after an innocent amble along the tarmac at Japan’s second-busiest airport, delaying five planes. The turtle, which...
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    Chitchat Fantastic Heypi Goodest News for @glockman

    @glockman Thank you for your more than ten years studying in the super elite goodest school and burning midnight oil and passing all your Imperial exams. Now that you are replaced by super foreign talents to be a Karang Guni man, no worries, your friendly govt will be helping you again in...
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    Chitchat Five million cheekons will be born here. But Not working in Geylang.

    Top Japanese egg producer to set up S$100m farm in Singapore, boosting local production to meet half of domestic demand From 2026, when it is fully operational, the ISE Food Holdings (IFH) farm will be able to produce 360 million eggs and five million day-old chicks every year. Singapore’s...
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    Chitchat The yellow color thing looked like one very big curved pen-is?

    TOKYO: Britain showed off its HMS Queen Elizabeth aircraft carrier to Japan's defence chief on Monday (Sep 6) at a naval base near Tokyo, marking the start of a permanent military presence in a region trying to come to grips with China's growing power. Japan's defence minister, Nobuo Kishi, and...
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    Serious ESCHER

    Why @escher never cums here with his big big joss sticks?
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    Serious In THAILAND,

    . 40% Discount on airfares and accommodation. $25 weekend days. $38 thru the week. .
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    Serious SMLJ is Ombudsman?

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    Chitchat SIA FLIGHTS TO NOWHERE.

    Hmmm... Maybe can bring mei mei go inside "Small Space" toilet to "you know, I know" @zhihau Tantric sex can in Small Space? 3 hrs enuff time?
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    Chitchat Curry Kway Question :: What is more Powderful than Corona?

    Curry Sauce :: CNN Twelve German postal workers received medical treatment and dozens more were evacuated due to a pungent suspect package -- which turned out to be a shipment of the notoriously smelly durian fruit. Police, firefighters and emergency services were called to a post office in the...
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    Malaysia boleh....congrats to liang liang & xing xing

    KUALA LUMPUR: Liang Liang, a giant panda living in Malaysia’s Zoo Negara, on Tuesday (Aug 18) gave birth to a cub in the Giant Panda Conservation Centre (GPCC). At the official announcement of the birth on Wednesday, Zoo Negara deputy president Rosly @ Rahmat Ahmat Lana said the veterinary...
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