Life refreshes itself through time...

[Ambulance]

Ang chap jee chia terng
Ang chap jee chia tay
Ang chap jee chia tao jia Ang ku kuay

Ang ku kuay sio sio
Ang chap jee chia teo bay peo
Ang chap jee chia buay lei lei
Lei lei guai guai
Ang chap jee chia aa karc$ng why why

choot chiew jiu hu ku buay gu
kuay kio zao lor zao buay hu
ang chia kwei tio bian tau hu
ang chup ji chia zai buay hu

 

[Alamak1ng]

Now machiam like Speak Hokkien campaign
I eating my delicious chow mein
Seeing all these hokkien bloodstain
Giving me a brain drain :*:

 

[Alamak1ng]

Moviestar
Whoever you are
Stay strong ah!

All the best and stay strong. Jia You.

 

[Alamak1ng]

I am having my morning coffee
At times like this, I wonder oddly
when I am ungodly
thinkng about Audrey
fondly...:o

 

[chootchiew]

I am having my morning coffee
At times like this, I wonder oddly
when I am ungodly
thinkng about Audrey
fondly...:o

And Audrey was her name
A not so very ordinary girl or name
But who's to blame

 

[Alamak1ng]

Audrey, my beautiful nun
My love for you which you shunned
That night in my arms you stunned
So very juicy like wonton

 

[Alamak1ng]

Oh God, why you take Audrey away,
She was so good in her foreplay.
A cheerful girl in her heyday
Now, I can't give her a bouquet :(

 

[Alamak1ng]

A day called Valentine's
It sounded like Claire's big swine
There is no perpetual shine
As I sipped my good french wine

 

[Alamak1ng]

"Stay away from balless Sinkies!"
Tonychat shouts like a gutsy flea
His incessant scream in a plea
Is his penis size like a pea?

 

[chootchiew]

Making a girl pay is the new way
When going on a dating day
That's what Tonychat say
Possible meh unless I am Jay (Chou)

 

[Alamak1ng]

Looneytan's job is the most senang
He does nothing here as he only puns
With him, nothing serious gets well done
Time to shoot him with a machine gun

 

[chootchiew]

Tony ask what is our valentine plan
I have nothing on hand
Let the day pass quietly can
But will be very sian

 

[komoD]

Tony ask what is our valentine plan
I have nothing on hand
Let the day pass quietly can
But will be very sian

I tell you what to do okay?
Go and spend some more 3k
Splurge on girl like big towkay
Spend on girl and not some gay

 

[komoD]

"Stay away from balless Sinkies!"
Tonychat shouts like a gutsy flea
His incessant scream in a plea
Is his penis size like a pea?

Why you care what Tony say?
His backside you want to play?
Then how about Mr Kurt Tay?
Or can you do 2 everyday?

 

[Alamak1ng]

Yippee Yippee! KomoD is here
He's like a mocking Shakespeare
When he writes, I open my ears
Never once I dislike his smear!

 

[komoD]

Yippee Yippee! KomoD is here
He's like a mocking Shakespeare
When he writes, I open my ears
Never once I dislike his smear!

HaHaHa you are a sport
My rubbish words you dont distort
But mine is long and yours is short
Mine is Oz, yours little red dot.

 

[Alamak1ng]

KomoD KomoD I like you
You are like a good beef stew
Soft and tender, plus juicy too
Oooh Pooh, a delightful Roux

 

[komoD]

KomoD KomoD I like you
You are like a good beef stew
Soft and tender, plus juicy too
Oooh Pooh, a delightful Roux

You like good food and so do I
Mushroom, beef and chicken pie
What I would like before I die
Is sample Ms Claire's chow chee bie

 

[Alamak1ng]

You like good food and so do I
Mushroom, beef and chicken pie
What I would like before I die
Is sample Ms Claire's chow chee bie

Claire's cheesepie
Smelly or nice?
Maybe got flies
Smell will die

 

[komoD]

Claire's cheesepie
Smelly or nice?
Maybe got flies
Smell will die

Ms Claire's cheesepie is a trick
Cos he has a tiny prick
Think of him and I feel sick
Face must look like bloody freak.