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strange myth your old parents will tell you when you are young

ykhuser

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after injection, you are not suppose to bath for the day..as water will enter the opening.

to stay awake during chinese new year eve..so $$ will come come come
 

Touchy

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I will always remeber -"Don't be a naught boy, later I ask the Ah pu neh neh come catch you".
 

eErotica69

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Finish your rice, otherwise, your future wife's face will be like the leftover rice on your plate.
 

jw5

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I will always remeber -"Don't be a naught boy, later I ask the Ah pu neh neh come catch you".

It should be: "Don't be a naughty boy, next time you become cop and the rioting ah pu neh neh come catch you".
 

chootchiew

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after injection, you are not suppose to bath for the day..as water will enter the opening.

to stay awake during chinese new year eve..so $$ will come come come

1. kena choke by fish bone, draw a fish on a cup of water, drink it to dissolve the fish bone.
2. cannot point finger at the moon, ear will cut by moon during sleeping time.
3. cannot peep at naked girl, will get swollen eyes.
 

ykhuser

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1. kena choke by fish bone, draw a fish on a cup of water, drink it to dissolve the fish bone.
2. cannot point finger at the moon, ear will cut by moon during sleeping time.
3. cannot peep at naked girl, will get swollen eyes.

3) kena bak zam
 

dietcoke

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4.when sleeping, the fan cannot focus only on u. if not will get 'fong-sup'.
5. at night cannot wash hair, will have wind in ur head.
6. when baking cake ( or beating the eggs) cannot talk or make noise, or the cake cannot rise.
7. at night cannot cut ur fingernails, parents say if u cut ur finger, the bleeding will not stop ( but i suspect have something to do with ghost)
8. if ur house have many lizard, try putting empty egg shell around those lizard tracks. theory is that the lizard will see the eggs, and then be very afraid because the egg is many times larger than their egg, thus the animal must be very big, and the lizard will be scared and not stay in the house.
9. do not mix chinese with western medicine
10. eat medicine cannot eat carrot, or the medicine effect will be gone.
11. people with asthma or weak bodies must eat wild animals e.g bats, croc meat, flying fox etc.
 

ykhuser

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cannot stare at another person red eye...if not will kena red eye

do not pluck white hair, if not will grow 3 white hair
 

Touchy

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If your face features are different from your other siblings, they will said you were picked up from the rubbish chute.
 
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jw5

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Oh yes. The myth of the "exceptional family".

But this one not told to us by our old parents, but by an old fogey with the nickname Wooden.
 

songsongjurong

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Why do you have to pinch your buddy ,"bayi what color?" When you see one then? Nowadays,its a lost art..or not PC i guess..
 

laksaboy

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If your face features are different from your other siblings, they will said you were picked up from the rubbish chute.

Or your lau bu was fucked by another man (ex-bf?) around nine months before you were born. :biggrin:

But if your skin colour is different from your siblings, confirm plus guarantee your dad's wearing a green hat.
 
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