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Year Of The Ox

kuntakinte

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I have the full article but too tedious to convert it as they are in PDF document.

However, I will attach the OX portion here. Take it with a pinch of salt. Why ? Dun forget, those fortune tellers can tell your past quite well because it had already happened. As for the future, the future is in your hand and your wise or foolish decisions, actions and in-actions, hardworking and proscrasination, will determine what happen in the future.


Enjoy:

OX in 2009
Born in the Year: 1913,1925,1937,1949,1961,1973,1985,1997, 2009
Element: water,wood,fire,earth,metal,water,wood,fire, earth

Overall Prediction & Improvement Advice
1913 & 1973: Tough. Watch your blood pressure; but to die of heart attack is swifter than of old age.

1925 & 1985: Good. Plenty of good things are not necessary good; appreciate living simple.

1937 & 1997: Tough. Life is a grace, not a race; so stop running around all the times; enjoy it.

1949 & 2009: Average. If you feel that you are over the hill; you have been climbing small hills.

1961: Average. Labour is good. Lay back is luxury.

Oxen`s Characteristics:

You are well-known for your perseverance and stamina. When other people fizzle out, you are still standing. Never quick to put blame on others, you make reliable friends and partners despite your stubbornness. You are often make used of by friends but you don’t seem to mind. Even in good times and prosperity, you maintain a mellowed countenance. Your partner often get impatient with you but at the same time cannot live without you.

Oxen`s 2009 Luck:

Damn; you must be thinking why it’s your year and here and every where else are telling you that bad stars are heading your way and you may be experiencing all the declines. Well, look at it this way, things you don’t know, you cant help it. Things that are made known to you, be glad you can take some preventive measures. If a plane is coming crashing through your door, would you rather know or not? If for anything that is worth consoling to tell you, 2010 will be a very good year for you.

For oxen in business, really it’s no big deal; you have seen it all before and you have always been strong and determined. Rough it out; what people see as a crisis, is an everyday feat for you. As long as you keep blood pressure down, you won’t die.

Same for those working; retrenchment only; can even write a book on your years of such experiences. Attitude and Inner Strength are your 2 best weapons, use them. Keep your arsenal of feng-shui items polished and shined. In military terms, they are called support fire.

As long as you learn how to keep your problems of your work outside your home’s main door; all will be well. Spend more time with your family and go visit your parents more often. Children cried at funeral because they did not spend enough times with their parents when they were around. The louder, the less they did. The filial ones only shed a tear of misses.

Don’t let the economic crisis postpone your plan to have children; come on, how much can a baby cost? It’s only expensive because you chose the expensive way. Same for those who want to get married. Can’t afford a grand banquet, throw a simple one. Can’t afford a long distance honeymoon, go stay in a local resort. Having baby and marriages are well known to improve luck, let’s do it more often.

For those oxen who are still schooling; press on if school works appear to be more difficult than last year. That’s because you are on a higher level. Remember only the higher you go, then the more can be left behind you. If everyone is as brilliant, then there are no rich people in this world. Education is the commonly taken path for such pursuit of happiness; but it is, for the record, not the only way.

The pursuit for happiness for the elderly oxen take on a different meaning; often it is about able to continue to toll and sweat. Any government would love all its people to think and behave like that. One person’s poison is another’s meat. As filial children, just let them be and buy them tonic and bring them holidays once in a while.
 

kuntakinte

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What the heck !! Here's another:

Part II



RAT in 2009

Born in the Year: 1912,1924,1936,1948,1960,1972,1984,1996, 2008
Element: water,wood,fire,earth,metal,water,wood,fire, earth

Overall Prediction & Improvement Advice
1912 & 1972: Tough. Careful of dehydration; Drink lot’s of water; don’t be scared needing the loo; have a potty.

1924 & 1984: Tough. Kick some sandbags if you think you have a lot of energies; but not the bosses’ butts.

1936 & 1996: Good. To give is better than to receive; if that is you have good reserve to do so in the first place

1948 & 2008: Good. A messy year; lots of sweat and toll but you will enjoy it. Just remember to bathe.

1960: Good. Practice contrarian theories; do the opposite of what the rest are doing.

Rats’ Characteristics:
You are extremely intelligent and one of high survival skills. You are a team-player for different reasons. You take inputs from others to create superb and highly effective solutions that benefit others and, unselfishly, for your own credit and glory. You think a lot and many can only guess; for you are too fast and unpredictable. You should join the Survivor Games on TV. You will outwit, outplay and outlast most others.

Rats’ 2009 Luck:

For business people, 2009 is a good year for consolidation. There are a few reasons for this: One, there are not many good business luck stars around; Two: your associates and partners are not bright stars anyway and Three: and the most important, next year things are going to get rougher. Translating to actual action plans, you should sell off non-core business, close down the weaker units, not get involved in new and unfamiliar ventures and if possible cash out profitable ones. The good news is if you don’t do something stupid, you should safely sail across this uneventful year without any financial woes.

For those working, act busy this year can already. Save your creative plans for a better opportunity time. Lower your expectation of pay increment and promotions; you should be glad you get to keep your job while your other colleagues fall. Try to position yourself as someone your organization needs even in bad times.

While business and career luck may be lower this year, good news is at the home front. Family luck is very strong this year for the rats. There will be continuous good news like marriages, new borne and achievement of family members. Cherish the good moments. Families that stick together, last longer. One bad star to watch out for that may spoil the fun is the Sickness Star. Eat healthy and exercise. Take your vitamins regularly and avoid late nights. Occasional midnight shows with family is ok.

For those singles, your romance luck is at its best this year. Take advantage of it; get out of the house, enjoy the outdoor and radiate your charms. Everyone should wait for the right one to come along; in the meantime just get married. You don’t try how you know. Beside, that’s better than to be labeled as promiscuous.

For those pursuing their education, this should be a smooth sailing year. Common sense rules still; revise enough, sleep enough, exercise enough, don’t over indulge in entertainment or the opposite sex; etc. Problem with Rats, they have more sixth sense than common sense. So parents still have to watch over them time to time.

For the elderly rats, you will be enjoying your retirement with your kids and grandchildren. Cherish their presence; say and pray for good things to happen to them. Good grandparents are visited; bad ones are often neglected unless you are damn rich. But the same principle remains when you are gone. Better to be remembered for your kindness. If you are widowed and wanted to get a companion; just do it. You only lived once.
 

kuntakinte

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Well, darn - Part III

TIGER in 2009

Born in the Year: 1914,1926,1938,1950,1962,1974,1986,1998
Element: wood,fire,earth,metal,water,wood,fire,earth

Overall Prediction & Improvement Advice

1914 & 1974: Good. Listen to your spouse more than you listen to your experts. Former’s is free anyway.

1926 & 1986: Average. Climb a volcano this year and bring back some ashes. Those from cigarettes are too mild.

1938 & 1998: Good. Every road is an adventurous trip, the one that can lead you back is what you should be looking for.

1950 & 1962: Good. If you keeping receiving and not giving; you will soon die of indigestion.

Tigers` Characteristics:
You are brave and strong in both characters & behaviour. You are adventurous and enjoy threading on dangerous grounds. Curious by nature, you like to embark on new things, learning new skills and settling on new environment. Unlike the oxen who are stubborn inwardly, you are outwardly defiant. They call you the `Trouble Maker’. You don`t seem to get along with others but for those who submit to you, they have much to gain, for you will do most of the work for them.

Tigers` 2009 Luck:
While other panic and flee during such bad economic times, you continue to defy the circumstances and continue to do well in your business. Whatever you want to reap, go forth and conquer but take stock on the last quarter because the subsequent years will get tougher. Make hay in the sunshine, make lots of it but don’t over spend. Save for rainy days so that you have enough ammunitions for your next cycle of kill. It will be some long waiting; warn you first.

For those working, you will continue to out-perform your peers but never expose your weaknesses to your bosses and colleagues. You make fewer mistakes when you talk less and do less. Recognition is not attained because you do many things. It is about just doing a few important things well.
Most people don’t sin not because they fear their Gods; they don’t because they don’t have enough money. While you perform and earn more than others, got to warn you, its your frivolous and extravagant behaviour that will get you into hot soup. Exactly what we mean by that? Again it depends on your intensity of indulgence and the distance of the disaster stars. For the least, can be troubles like having someone else’s baby, money stolen or getting sued for poisoning your neigbours’ dog, to serious ones like some women jumped off a tall building because you did not declare you were already married in the first place or get kidnapped by the food hawker because you always flex your Rolex when you order him to add more prawns in your noodle and you must punctuate the order with, “money is not a problem”. Never say such thing to people when money is a daily problem to them. How stupid can you get.

The better behaved ones get to enjoy family union and happiness. They will be swarm with good news like new borne, children marriages and even striking lotteries. The naughty ones get some fun and expensive divorce suits. Can’t have your cake and eat it, you know. For those singles and seeking, you will have many opportunities. Do not look down at those who bring you to food court on your first date. They are better financial managers than those who show off and bring you to expensive places. If you have too many choices but too little time, share with your other single friends.

For the Tiger children, school works should not be a problem. Study during the days and sleep early at night. You will sure do better if you follow this routine. For some Tigers children, you may be saddened by the news of the passing of a parent. We have faith you will recover from such tragedy and emerge stronger in character and behaviour. Do not get carried away when an opposite sex shows some affection, if your testosterone keeps rising, you are eating too much meat. Go veggie.

For the Elderly Tigers, your health is not a big issue, however you have to worry about the Theft Star; so do not do stupid things that welcome them; like wearing expensive ornaments, showing off lots of cash in your wallet, forgetting to lock your doors and walking in the back alleys and at night. Crime will rise in times of economic crisis, but to lose some valuables is still better than to fight and lose your life.
 

mscitw

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those fortune tellers are no better than the pastors who claim virgin birth and a spot in paradise.
 

zack123

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Where the fuck did this come from? I also can make predictions like that.

Well, darn - Part III

TIGER in 2009

Born in the Year: 1914,1926,1938,1950,1962,1974,1986,1998
Element: wood,fire,earth,metal,water,wood,fire,earth

Overall Prediction & Improvement Advice

1914 & 1974: Good. Listen to your spouse more than you listen to your experts. Former’s is free anyway.

1926 & 1986: Average. Climb a volcano this year and bring back some ashes. Those from cigarettes are too mild.

1938 & 1998: Good. Every road is an adventurous trip, the one that can lead you back is what you should be looking for.

1950 & 1962: Good. If you keeping receiving and not giving; you will soon die of indigestion.

Tigers` Characteristics:
You are brave and strong in both characters & behaviour. You are adventurous and enjoy threading on dangerous grounds. Curious by nature, you like to embark on new things, learning new skills and settling on new environment. Unlike the oxen who are stubborn inwardly, you are outwardly defiant. They call you the `Trouble Maker’. You don`t seem to get along with others but for those who submit to you, they have much to gain, for you will do most of the work for them.

Tigers` 2009 Luck:
While other panic and flee during such bad economic times, you continue to defy the circumstances and continue to do well in your business. Whatever you want to reap, go forth and conquer but take stock on the last quarter because the subsequent years will get tougher. Make hay in the sunshine, make lots of it but don’t over spend. Save for rainy days so that you have enough ammunitions for your next cycle of kill. It will be some long waiting; warn you first.

For those working, you will continue to out-perform your peers but never expose your weaknesses to your bosses and colleagues. You make fewer mistakes when you talk less and do less. Recognition is not attained because you do many things. It is about just doing a few important things well.
Most people don’t sin not because they fear their Gods; they don’t because they don’t have enough money. While you perform and earn more than others, got to warn you, its your frivolous and extravagant behaviour that will get you into hot soup. Exactly what we mean by that? Again it depends on your intensity of indulgence and the distance of the disaster stars. For the least, can be troubles like having someone else’s baby, money stolen or getting sued for poisoning your neigbours’ dog, to serious ones like some women jumped off a tall building because you did not declare you were already married in the first place or get kidnapped by the food hawker because you always flex your Rolex when you order him to add more prawns in your noodle and you must punctuate the order with, “money is not a problem”. Never say such thing to people when money is a daily problem to them. How stupid can you get.

The better behaved ones get to enjoy family union and happiness. They will be swarm with good news like new borne, children marriages and even striking lotteries. The naughty ones get some fun and expensive divorce suits. Can’t have your cake and eat it, you know. For those singles and seeking, you will have many opportunities. Do not look down at those who bring you to food court on your first date. They are better financial managers than those who show off and bring you to expensive places. If you have too many choices but too little time, share with your other single friends.

For the Tiger children, school works should not be a problem. Study during the days and sleep early at night. You will sure do better if you follow this routine. For some Tigers children, you may be saddened by the news of the passing of a parent. We have faith you will recover from such tragedy and emerge stronger in character and behaviour. Do not get carried away when an opposite sex shows some affection, if your testosterone keeps rising, you are eating too much meat. Go veggie.

For the Elderly Tigers, your health is not a big issue, however you have to worry about the Theft Star; so do not do stupid things that welcome them; like wearing expensive ornaments, showing off lots of cash in your wallet, forgetting to lock your doors and walking in the back alleys and at night. Crime will rise in times of economic crisis, but to lose some valuables is still better than to fight and lose your life.
 

kuntakinte

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Please, by my guest, go on, make that sort of prediction.......

Where the fuck did this come from ? It was sent as a PDF attachment to me with the fucking company name of: Fountain Souvenirs and Gifts.

Presumbly, the fucking company details are as follow:

3 Temasek Blvd
#B1-00 Suntec City Mall
Singapore 038983
Tel/Hp : 63393676

Oh, please feel free to call them and fuck them if you feel it is your rights.



Where the fuck did this come from? I also can make predictions like that.
 
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