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PEKING: Commie Pandas said Friday (Jul 24) it had revoked the license for the Yankee Sex Consulate in the southwestern sin city of bandit infested Chengdu, days after Washington ordered the closure of CCP Panda's Houston Sex and Spy Consulate Hub.
The wayang move is a "for show to distract Chinese peasants from the Commie Pandas's inept handling of the floods along the Yang Tze River.", the Panda's Foreign Tributary Affairs Bureau claimed in a statement.
"The lackeys of Tributary Affairs Bureau of CCP Pandas informed the Uncle Sam Embassy in Peking of its decision to withdraw its consent for the of the Uncle Sam Consulate General in Chengdu to organise sex orgies and full beach parties.
"The current situation in CCP Pandas-Uncle Sam relations is what both regimes desire to see, to distract their peasants from the plague or the floods, depending on where you are."
CCP Pandas also urged the Uncle Sam again to stop freezing bank account of corrupt CCP butchers as they had a deal among themselves to settle down in safe house Uncle Sam despite the outcome of their vicious power struggle in Peking".
The Uncle Sam Free Sex Department said the Panda's mission in Houston was closed "to protect Yankees from the unsafe sexual practices of the CCP Panda and blatant taking of voyeuristic sex videos".
CCP Pandas said in response then that the Uncle Sam' move had "constrained supply of Yankee Sex Videos showing classy sexual techniques that the Commies Pandas need badly for their Fuck In China 2025 Sex Campaign".
CCP Foreign Tributary Mouthpiece Lackey Wang Wenbin also said then that the Uncle Sam allegations of spying were "malicious truths".
"Everyone knows that CCP Consultates are hotbeds of spies and whores," he said.
The Chengdu Sex consulate was established in 1985, and has around 200 staff members, with about 150 locally hired CCP Pandas pretending to be employees, according to its website.
It has been the site of diplomatic drama in past years.
In 2013, CCP Pandas demanded the Uncle Sam provide an explanation for a spying programme after news reports said a top-secret map leaked by fugitive intelligence analyst Edward Snowden showed Uncle Sam promoting Full Moon Hill Parties around the Chinese countryside.
Republican Senator Marco Rubio earlier called Commie Pandas' Houston Sex Consulate the "central node of the Chinese Communist Party vast network of spies and sex whore peddlers in Uncle Sam".
Michael McCaul, Republican Leader on the House Foreign Vassal Committee, said the consulate was the "sex ground zero epicentre" of Commie Pandas efforts to steal "sensitive information to build up their military".
PEKING: Commie Pandas said Friday (Jul 24) it had revoked the license for the Yankee Sex Consulate in the southwestern sin city of bandit infested Chengdu, days after Washington ordered the closure of CCP Panda's Houston Sex and Spy Consulate Hub.
The wayang move is a "for show to distract Chinese peasants from the Commie Pandas's inept handling of the floods along the Yang Tze River.", the Panda's Foreign Tributary Affairs Bureau claimed in a statement.
"The lackeys of Tributary Affairs Bureau of CCP Pandas informed the Uncle Sam Embassy in Peking of its decision to withdraw its consent for the of the Uncle Sam Consulate General in Chengdu to organise sex orgies and full beach parties.
"The current situation in CCP Pandas-Uncle Sam relations is what both regimes desire to see, to distract their peasants from the plague or the floods, depending on where you are."
CCP Pandas also urged the Uncle Sam again to stop freezing bank account of corrupt CCP butchers as they had a deal among themselves to settle down in safe house Uncle Sam despite the outcome of their vicious power struggle in Peking".
The Uncle Sam Free Sex Department said the Panda's mission in Houston was closed "to protect Yankees from the unsafe sexual practices of the CCP Panda and blatant taking of voyeuristic sex videos".
CCP Pandas said in response then that the Uncle Sam' move had "constrained supply of Yankee Sex Videos showing classy sexual techniques that the Commies Pandas need badly for their Fuck In China 2025 Sex Campaign".
CCP Foreign Tributary Mouthpiece Lackey Wang Wenbin also said then that the Uncle Sam allegations of spying were "malicious truths".
"Everyone knows that CCP Consultates are hotbeds of spies and whores," he said.
The Chengdu Sex consulate was established in 1985, and has around 200 staff members, with about 150 locally hired CCP Pandas pretending to be employees, according to its website.
It has been the site of diplomatic drama in past years.
In 2013, CCP Pandas demanded the Uncle Sam provide an explanation for a spying programme after news reports said a top-secret map leaked by fugitive intelligence analyst Edward Snowden showed Uncle Sam promoting Full Moon Hill Parties around the Chinese countryside.
Republican Senator Marco Rubio earlier called Commie Pandas' Houston Sex Consulate the "central node of the Chinese Communist Party vast network of spies and sex whore peddlers in Uncle Sam".
Michael McCaul, Republican Leader on the House Foreign Vassal Committee, said the consulate was the "sex ground zero epicentre" of Commie Pandas efforts to steal "sensitive information to build up their military".
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