Fat Cat Yaba is in a fix, this term of office has seem many fiasco when his 'jiat leow bee' organisations appeared in the news for the wrong reasons. First, one of his stupid perm sec had the gall to showoff his '45k french kitchen help' course, now peasants know that his well paid lackeys have too much free time up their sleeves.
The inept NEA, who acted well in distancing themselves from food poisoning cases in temporary market highlighted another 'jiat leow bee' organisation that exists to collect economic rent without doing much work. Using language games, NEA claims temporary markets are not under its purview and hawkers are free to sell toxic waste there.
The Bukit Timah flash floods proved that the water works is full of sleeping fat cats (remember Kitchen Help Tan). Yaba was given a lashing because his senior colleagues and rich merchants suffered the disgrace of swimming on dirty flood water that should plague stupid peasants in the heartlands.
Yaba realised pissed colleagues and rich merchants will conspire to consign him to the rubbish bin. He solict help from Local Mouthpiece. Regime's lackeys pretending to be reporters helped him by claiming the flash flood is classified as a 'rare flash flood', another case of 'honest mistake. But no peasants' representatives had the gall to ask him and Old Autocrat whether the Barrage is an expensive white elephant!!
Yaba thought he is safe, he should, because he owe his current job due to the nation's affirmative policy of assigning simple jobs to minorities to shore up their standings during elections. All that came clashing down then news of new flash floods turning parts of Orchard Road into swimming pools.
The inept NEA, who acted well in distancing themselves from food poisoning cases in temporary market highlighted another 'jiat leow bee' organisation that exists to collect economic rent without doing much work. Using language games, NEA claims temporary markets are not under its purview and hawkers are free to sell toxic waste there.
The Bukit Timah flash floods proved that the water works is full of sleeping fat cats (remember Kitchen Help Tan). Yaba was given a lashing because his senior colleagues and rich merchants suffered the disgrace of swimming on dirty flood water that should plague stupid peasants in the heartlands.
Yaba realised pissed colleagues and rich merchants will conspire to consign him to the rubbish bin. He solict help from Local Mouthpiece. Regime's lackeys pretending to be reporters helped him by claiming the flash flood is classified as a 'rare flash flood', another case of 'honest mistake. But no peasants' representatives had the gall to ask him and Old Autocrat whether the Barrage is an expensive white elephant!!
Yaba thought he is safe, he should, because he owe his current job due to the nation's affirmative policy of assigning simple jobs to minorities to shore up their standings during elections. All that came clashing down then news of new flash floods turning parts of Orchard Road into swimming pools.
