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Chitchat Words of wisdom (or "wisdom") by our dear @eatshitndie! haha
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From "Mar 13, 2009":
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More words of wisdom!please don't badmouth sg's scholars and ministers anymore, as most of them have sacrificed a lot... especially leaving their easy-come, easy-go ang mo chee byes in foreign lands and getting hitched to the devil's den (sg elite club) and the scorny looks and cb faces of "elite" sg dragon women. the punishment of bedding any fuckface for life more than exceeds the millions in reward money.
can't believe i posted that shit.
From "Mar 2, 2012":
sammyboy.com/threads/tribute-to-sbf-and-the-pap.111310
sammyboy.com/threads/tribute-to-sbf-and-the-pap.111310
Poem of wisdom!flying thru' dark stormy clouds, bright city in view
"seatbacks must be upright" so said the cabin crew
when we landed in changi, colorful florals galore
we passed many stores, but decided to head for the door
there the warm air was waiting, the steam hit us face on
and we looked at one another, we could be right or we could be wrong
the cab zipped thru' the city showing us all green
the driver started talking cock
we could hear him scream
welcome to the red dot singapura!
many people here
very little fear
plenty of wealth in red dot singapura
if you don't do well, you can go to hell!
hotel was within reach when we saw throngs shopping
faces happy, bags were full, folks were really spending
there were so many eating everywhere
some eat for eat sake, some eat because they're there
so we checked into a five-star, amazed at the sight
city sparkled like a diamond, city lights so bright
there were noises happening from all night to day
stopped you from going to bed just to hear them say
welcome to the red dot singapura
many people here
very little fear
having fun here in red dot singapura
what a great surprise, what a paradise
so we went to geylang, that's what bro's here suggest
lots and lots of lounges, lots of ladies and pest
but they sure helped to keep local men satisfied
without any past time, those losers would have died
the last thing we remember, we thanked the local gov
without all the planning, living would have been tough
"relax," said the yes man, "we are all here to please."
"do whatever it takes to get your full release!"
written and copyrighted by eatshitndie
adapted to the tune of "hotel california" by the eagles
if you reproduce this at another site, i'll sue the shit out of you.
From "Jul 6, 2018":
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Chinese poem!
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"toilet hygiene. wash your hands after entering the toilet as you may have touched a wall, door handle, cubicle door, etc. with hands washed, use your leg to kick cubicle door. for men who need to pee only, just go to urinal and spray downwards at an angle where pee doesn't ricochet off the urinal wall back to your dick. avoid flicking as pee drops can get flicked back to you. instead have a tissue ready, wipe your dick head and dispose soiled tissue into bin, not urinal nor toilet bowl. if you need to poo, open cubicle door with either leg or elbow. close latch with a piece of toilet paper. wipe the seat before sitting down with toilet paper. place a disposable seat cover on it. after shitting, dab a 2-ply toilet paper by folding it into halves first. place it on a clean trusted surface such as your exposed thigh. there should be enough water on that folded 2-ply to let you dab fresh pieces of toilet paper 6.9 times. use the dabbed pieces to clean your butthole. it should be thoroughly cleaned by the 6.9th time. moreover, there should be enough toilet paper on top of your turds that when you cover the seat and flush, the dreaded airborne fecal cloud doesn't materialize when you're still in the cubicle. use your leg to flush if toilet doesn't have an auto flush sensor. wash your hands thoroughly, and your face too if you hear others flushing in neighboring cubicles the moment you go to the sink. the airborne fecal cloud is not just personal, it's a community event. "
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"toilet hygiene. wash your hands after entering the toilet as you may have touched a wall, door handle, cubicle door, etc. with hands washed, use your leg to kick cubicle door. for men who need to pee only, just go to urinal and spray downwards at an angle where pee doesn't ricochet off the urinal wall back to your dick. avoid flicking as pee drops can get flicked back to you. instead have a tissue ready, wipe your dick head and dispose soiled tissue into bin, not urinal nor toilet bowl. if you need to poo, open cubicle door with either leg or elbow. close latch with a piece of toilet paper. wipe the seat before sitting down with toilet paper. place a disposable seat cover on it. after shitting, dab a 2-ply toilet paper by folding it into halves first. place it on a clean trusted surface such as your exposed thigh. there should be enough water on that folded 2-ply to let you dab fresh pieces of toilet paper 6.9 times. use the dabbed pieces to clean your butthole. it should be thoroughly cleaned by the 6.9th time. moreover, there should be enough toilet paper on top of your turds that when you cover the seat and flush, the dreaded airborne fecal cloud doesn't materialize when you're still in the cubicle. use your leg to flush if toilet doesn't have an auto flush sensor. wash your hands thoroughly, and your face too if you hear others flushing in neighboring cubicles the moment you go to the sink. the airborne fecal cloud is not just personal, it's a community event.
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From "Feb 2, 2020":
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safer with full condom suit as your hands will certainly touch some shit.
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Dear @nayr69sg, many belated thanks for being a fellow fan of our dear @eatshitndie!
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Dear @nayr69sg, many belated thanks for being a fellow fan of our dear @eatshitndie!
Dont mention it.
I consider bro eastshitndie a legend in SBF!
From "Jul 18, 2015":
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From "Apr 4, 2020":
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