Women: a weird species ?..

[Fishypie]

Just Last night, she toLd me i am reLegated to the HaLL; because i am starting to drooL & snore in
my sLeep. (but i was at that for 20+ years !)
And Last week i was toLd to cLose the toiLet covers after peeing, because she read somewhere that bacterias wouLd crawL out and contaminate the house.. (something unheard of from her..)
Worst was when she decreed that i have to change my eating habits, because my farts' are starting to
smeLL from fair to bad ! ! ..
Knn, women ah women..men just can't ever seem to understand them.:p

 

[Cestbon]

Buy her something or go travel. She forget!

 

[Seamaster]

Knn, women ah women..men just can't ever seem to understand them.:p

But Laksaboy seems to be doing pretty ok.

 

[blackmondy]

Go for asset enhancement lah.

 

[laksaboy]

Just Last night, she toLd me i am reLegated to the HaLL; because i am starting to drooL & snore in
my sLeep. (but i was at that for 20+ years !)
And Last week i was toLd to cLose the toiLet covers after peeing, because she read somewhere that bacterias wouLd crawL out and contaminate the house.. (something unheard of from her..)
Worst was when she decreed that i have to change my eating habits, because my farts' are starting to
smeLL from fair to bad ! ! ..
Knn, women ah women..men just can't ever seem to understand them.:p

You are a pussy whipped wimp. Whose house is it? If it is your house, why must the master of the house sleep in the hall?

She can't stand the sound of snoring, why not SHE go sleep in the hall? Or go sleep in the corridor?

Women are easy creatures: never make compromises with them. Because once you do, when you give one inch, they'll take one yard. They sense your weakness, then start making demands and showing histrionics when you don't comply.

 

[no_faith]

Just Last night, she toLd me i am reLegated to the HaLL; because i am starting to drooL & snore in
my sLeep. (but i was at that for 20+ years !)

i recalled my ex wans to sleep 2 hours ahead of me so that my snore wont disturb her sleep.
if i were to sleep first, she cant get to sleep.
she will wakes me up and let her sleep first before i sleep again.
hahaha funny eh

 

[shelltox]

Just Last night, she toLd me i am reLegated to the HaLL; because i am starting to drooL & snore in
my sLeep. (but i was at that for 20+ years !)
And Last week i was toLd to cLose the toiLet covers after peeing, because she read somewhere that bacterias wouLd crawL out and contaminate the house.. (something unheard of from her..)
Worst was when she decreed that i have to change my eating habits, because my farts' are starting to
smeLL from fair to bad ! ! ..
Knn, women ah women..men just can't ever seem to understand them.:p

snoring means you may be fat, closing toilet cover is a good habit(it is true bacterias do fill your entire toilet when you flush and true change your habit if your fart smell. it is for your own good, however if you cannot do it, change the girl

 

[BuiKia]

This only means she is not into you anymore. I realised that when a girl is into you, even if you sweat like fuck and stinks. She will stand beside you and really smell you up and say...."you smell so nice and so man". I had this said to me many times. I just say "siao" so chao...and go shower.

You can do the same to her...to tell her that no one is perfect and I come in a package...not ala-carte

Tell her that you had a nightmare the night before and dreamt that you were poor and had to sleep in a pig sty. You were awaken by that thought and found her snoring loudly. She should change her eating habit because there is a particular smell emitting from her bottom when you try to eat her.

 

[looneytan]

Just Last night, she toLd me _:p

who is she?

 

[ionzu]

i recalled my ex wans to sleep 2 hours ahead of me so that my snore wont disturb her sleep.
if i were to sleep first, she cant get to sleep.
she will wakes me up and let her sleep first before i sleep again.
hahaha funny eh

your ex loved you a lot. despite your snoring, she was willing to compromise her sleep just to be with you.
i hope your current, loves you as much as or more than your ex loved you.