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Woman tried making love to burglar

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A woman tried making love to a burglar, mistaking the intruder for her husband, in Changsha, capital of Hunan province, last Wednesday, the Xiaoxiang Morning Post reports.

The woman, surnamed Qiu, woke up when she heard someone enter the room and threw herself on the person, thinking it was her husband.

The man pushed her down on the bed and started cuddling her.

That's when Qiu realized her husband's hair had suddenly grown unusually long.

She switched on the lights to find a stranger on her bed and raised an alarm.

Qiu's husband, who was playing mahjong at a neighbor's house, rushed in and subdued the intruder.
 
If the husband believes that sort of bullshit, he deserves his lot. :rolleyes:
 
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