Ang Mo Still The Best.
After a brief – and largely inaudible – tiff, Karen mutters to the shoppers around her as she passive-aggressively gives in and casually reaches underneath her dress to remove a pair of black thong panties. (Heaven help us if it had been a heavy flow day).
Still muttering, she arranges the still-warm, soiled underwear on her fingertips before nonchalantly slipping them over her head, and adjusting them to position the crotch section over her face (the medically-prescribed way to wear them, of course). Voila – a makeshift face mask to shield you against Covid-19, but perhaps not a facial yeast infection.
You have got to hand it to Karen – she has a large, erm, scrotum, which now hangs dangerously unsupported.
Suddenly, a woman behind her in line pipes up, loudly declaring that Karen's knickers make for an "acceptable" mask; and emphatically points out that the bacteria on the panties probably far outnumber those you'd find on a mask.
Source: https://www.nst.com.my/opinion/colu...-mask-supermarket-angrily-removes-own-panties
After a brief – and largely inaudible – tiff, Karen mutters to the shoppers around her as she passive-aggressively gives in and casually reaches underneath her dress to remove a pair of black thong panties. (Heaven help us if it had been a heavy flow day).
Still muttering, she arranges the still-warm, soiled underwear on her fingertips before nonchalantly slipping them over her head, and adjusting them to position the crotch section over her face (the medically-prescribed way to wear them, of course). Voila – a makeshift face mask to shield you against Covid-19, but perhaps not a facial yeast infection.
You have got to hand it to Karen – she has a large, erm, scrotum, which now hangs dangerously unsupported.
Suddenly, a woman behind her in line pipes up, loudly declaring that Karen's knickers make for an "acceptable" mask; and emphatically points out that the bacteria on the panties probably far outnumber those you'd find on a mask.
Source: https://www.nst.com.my/opinion/colu...-mask-supermarket-angrily-removes-own-panties