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Why Ah Kong didn't bring his keys?

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Dec 22, 2009
Maid adds urine to water
By Elena Chong


AN INDONESIAN maid admitted in court on Tuesday to mixing her urine into the household's drinking water.

Sri Aryati, 26, committed mischief on Dec 15, a week after she started work for the family at the flat in Ang Mo Kio Avenue 1.

A magistrate's court heard that she had taken a ceramic cup to contain her urine in the kitchen toilet before pouring it into a kettle and water jug.

Pleading for leniency, the sole breadwinner said she was very remorseful, sorry and would not offend again.

Queried by District Judge Shaiffudin Saruwan, she said she did not have enough sleep, and had to wait for 'Ah Kong' to come back at about 3am. 'I could not think properly,' she added in Bahasa Indonesia through an interpreter.

Sri Aryati, who faces a jail term of up to one year and/or a fine, was offered bail of $5,000. She will be sentenced on Jan 5.
 
More importantly, what is ah kong doing out at 3am?
 
More importantly, what is ah kong doing out at 3am?

This Ah Kong believes that he's got one life only, so must enjoy himself to the fullest, before it's too late. Probably he 'cheong' with some friends at a KTV lounge. (Read: mei mei).
 
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This Ah Kong believes that he's got one life only, so must enjoy himself to the fullest, before it's too late. Probably he 'cheong' with some friends at a KTV lounge. (Read: mei mei).

Ah Kong is very indifferent leh, why must ask maid to open the doors in the middle of the night?

Can't he open the door by himself?

Is this the price to pay for the indifference?
 
Ah Kong is very indifferent leh, why must ask maid to open the doors in the middle of the night?

Can't he open the door by himself?

Is this the price to pay for the indifference?

How old is "ah kong"?, if he is as old as old fart, why is he out at 3am?, or younger, wanting to taste 'indonesian fruits', giving excuses not bringing the keys along.

Anyway, at that age, his 'firecrackers' can't light up much any more! :D
 
Don't know about others but last time when I was young I used to have this old sickening drunken neighbour that returns home at the wee hours of the morning. He would yell and bang the door till his wife opens. 1 time don't know which neighbour got so fadup with him that he took a broom and wacked him up then stole his watch n wallet. After that he never do it again :)
 
Don't know about others but last time when I was young I used to have this old sickening drunken neighbour that returns home at the wee hours of the morning. He would yell and bang the door till his wife opens. 1 time don't know which neighbour got so fadup with him that he took a broom and wacked him up then stole his watch n wallet. After that he never do it again :)

I dun think this is the true meaning of Christmas!! :D
 
Don't know about others but last time when I was young I used to have this old sickening drunken neighbour that returns home at the wee hours of the morning. He would yell and bang the door till his wife opens. 1 time don't know which neighbour got so fadup with him that he took a broom and wacked him up then stole his watch n wallet. After that he never do it again :)
He probably didn't have any money to go out and didn't know what time it was to go out. :)
 
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