Who Stole The Cannon?

[Ramseth]

One of the big cannons at Fort Canning is missing. Whodunit?

(a) Alamaking (smuggled it to Holland)

(b) Besotted (smuggled it to China)

(c) Krafty Hotbot (smuggled it to Scotland)

(d) Roxygurly (smuggled it to Australia)

(e) Equalisation (redeployed it at Bukit Timah)

 

[shunquan]

One of the big cannons at Fort Canning is missing. Whodunit?

(a) Alamaking (smuggled it to Holland)

(b) Besotted (smuggled it to China)

(c) Krafty Hotbot (smuggled it to Scotland)

(d) Roxygurly (smuggled it to Australia)

(e) Equalisation (redeployed it at Bukit Timah)

The MONGREL who bit his masters' HANDS loudhailer chee soon juan - sold it to pay for his wife's courier fees or his taxi fare!

 

[po2wq]

One of the big cannons at Fort Canning is missing. Whodunit?

(a) Alamaking (smuggled it to Holland) ... wrapped in a stoopig orangey flowery shirt ...

(b) Besotted (smuggled it to China) ... n sold it 2 bring mor prc mei-mei 2 sg ...

(c) Krafty Hotbot (smuggled it to Scotland) ... in ze boot of his cab ...

(d) Roxygurly (smuggled it to Australia) ... bcos 'her' papa n mama said so ...

(e) Equalisation (redeployed it at Bukit Timah) ... n equalised it all ze way (mayb used it 2 sian siow tien) ...

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[Alamaking]

One of the big cannons at Fort Canning is missing. Whodunit?

(a) Alamaking (smuggled it to Holland)

(b) Besotted (smuggled it to China)

(c) Krafty Hotbot (smuggled it to Scotland)

(d) Roxygurly (smuggled it to Australia)

(e) Equalisation (redeployed it at Bukit Timah)

(f) Ramseth stuck it into Lolabunny's Pu**y

 

[singveld]

oversea collectors. probably british.

 

[hotbot]

who else but you?

One of the big cannons at Fort Canning is missing. Whodunit?

(a) Alamaking (smuggled it to Holland)

(b) Besotted (smuggled it to China)

(c) Krafty Hotbot (smuggled it to Scotland)

(d) Roxygurly (smuggled it to Australia)

(e) Equalisation (redeployed it at Bukit Timah)

 

[Ramseth]

(f) Ramseth stuck it into Lolabunny's Pu**y

Ooei! Don't be so vulgar can or not? Have some 风度。

 

[Alamaking]

who else but you?

Ehh, your krafty nick kenna banned again izzit?

 

[Alamaking]

Ooei! Don't be so vulgar can or not? Have some 风度。

LOL, ok, i rephrase

Ramseth stole the cannon to let lolabunny ride on it happy? :p:p

 

[JI_Fled]

It was the JI.

Soon they will be shooting at Istana using those guns.

 

[hotbot]

i am having identity crisis...

Ehh, your krafty nick kenna banned again izzit?

 

[Ramseth]

I'm the IO (NS) IC case. In case you don't understand what that stands for, it means Investigation Officer (National Service (i.e. Reservist)) In-Charge of the case. I've got a medium to summon up the spirit of a prime suspect...

Medium : 天灵灵，地灵灵。山下丰文快显灵。(Heaven and and earth, heaven and earth, let the spirit of Yamashita Tomoyuki rise.)

Gen. Yamashita (thru the medium) : 何ですか？私は疲れてです。(What's up? I'm very tired.)

IO : You're prime suspect for stealing a big cannon from Fort Canning.

Gen. Yamashita : 冗談でしょか。You must be kidding. All the cannons at Fort Canning and Fort Siloso were pointing at the wrong direction and I could conquer Singapore like a GRC walkover.

IO : Then who stole it?

Gen. Yamashita : Either the one in the stoopid orange flowery shirt, the one fat doop driving a taxi knocking down pillars and Viet girls, or that dirty old man whole day gambling, whole evening drinking and whole nite fucking. Now don't disturb me anymore!

IO : 有難う御座いました。御免なさい。 (Thank you and sorry to have bothered you.)

 

[JI_Fled]

It was the JI.

Soon they will be shooting at Istana using those guns.

They are ALL still lethal today, and powder to fire them are easy to make.


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There are video on youtube that someone used it to take suicide (I am not posting it)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8W-VQLGpzkQ&feature=related

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[Thick Face Black Heart]

i am having identity crisis...

No you're not. You're having PSLE in october. GO AND STUDY YOU DUMB FUCK

 

[Ramseth]

Latest investigation update. It's believed that a fat taxi driver stole it to sell it off for scrap metal. The middleman arranging the deal is believed to be wearing a stupid orange flowery shirt and the buyer is believed to be a dirty old man frequenting Legend Palace KTV for PRC GROs.

 

[hotbot]

you ripped the cannon off from fort canning. Now you twist your words saying that we have a hand in your stealing process. I know you want the cannon for your keeping, as it symbolise your ego and personality.

Latest investigation update. It's believed that a fat taxi driver stole it to sell it off for scrap metal. The middleman arranging the deal is believed to be wearing a stupid orange flowery shirt and the buyer is believed to be a dirty old man frequenting Legend Palace KTV for PRC GROs.

 

[cass888]

you ripped the cannon off from fort canning. Now you twist your words saying that we have a hand in your stealing process. I know you want the cannon for your keeping, as it symbolise your ego and personality.

You're the cab driver who stole the canon, right?

 

[shunquan]

Krafty Hotbot (smuggled it to outside ISD)

Still complaining about how ISD made him quit his high paying job?

 

[hotbot]

http://www.channelnewsasia.com/stories/singaporelocalnews/view/1083006/1/.html


Mr Shanmugam said Singapore's approach is to have a legal framework for detention without trial.

For this legal framework to succeed, Mr Shanmugam said there has to be an acceptance by the people that the executive power will not be abused and the Government has to command the confidence of the people.

 

[Ramseth]

http://www.channelnewsasia.com/stories/singaporelocalnews/view/1083006/1/.html


Mr Shanmugam said Singapore's approach is to have a legal framework for detention without trial.

For this legal framework to succeed, Mr Shanmugam said there has to be an acceptance by the people that the executive power will not be abused and the Government has to command the confidence of the people.

There's no such thing as legal detention without trial. Detention without trial is by definition ultra-legal.