what do u think how lau lee is going to die?

[leetahbar]

the best way to go is to die in the sleep.

it's so serene and peaceful.

usually only good-hearted and compassionate people would die like this.

so how would lau lee depart? with a loud bang? or a silent whimper? or totally muted??

what do u think?

ok. this is a fun thread to de-stress all those who credit their personal problems to the immortal oldman :p

 

[laksaboy]

I fancy him to die like how David Carradine had died.

 

[zhihau]

like how David Carradine had died.

die cock stand? bro, don't be mean lah

 

[leetahbar]

die cock stand? bro, don't be mean lah

gosh! i ve that same image too!

how weird!

i imagine his pacemaker goes haywire one fine night and he has the sweets wet dream he was dying to have. multi-orgasms with his dead gecko. at his last moment, his pacemaker gives way with a bang, goes wild and suddenly stops. it's asa la vista baby to him!

what a way to go!! in orgasmic bliss! :p

 

[GOD IS MY DOG]

kana some flesh-eating bacteria and being eaten alive best lah.....................

 

[The_Hypocrite]

Very very good point,,,in a compromising position,,,

I fancy him to die like how David Carradine had died.

 

[escher]

kana some flesh-eating bacteria and being eaten alive best lah.....................

I want that smear of shit on sole of shoe LKY to die not wanting to die.
That he die very frightened and scared of retribution from the other side.

And what happen to him after his death will be worse than his worse fears.

 

[Narong Wongwan]

Die a long painful agonizing death.....

 

[steffychun]

Definitely wont be by bullet. No sinkie has the balls.

 

[GOD IS MY DOG]

kana internal hemorrhoids lor....................sit and stand also cannot.............and major urinary tract infection..............

so pee or shit also pain like hell.......................don't dare to eat or drink liao................

 

[steffychun]

kana internal hemorrhoids lor....................sit and stand also cannot.............and major urinary tract infection..............

so pee or shit also pain like hell.......................don't dare to eat or drink liao................

diapers put on wrongly. Die of smell.

 

[leetahbar]

regretfully, many hated lau lee....even though he is renowned to be "the father of singapore". sigh! what had happened to make him so intensely hated??

 

[laksaboy]

regretfully, many hated lau lee....even though he is renowned to be "the father of singapore". sigh! what had happened to make him so intensely hated??

Emperors had called themselves 'son of heaven', but they're still flesh and blood.

Self-aggrandizement is a key component of politics.

Only the state-controlled media and education system keeps harping on the virtues of the 'father of modern Singapore', how all of us should be grateful to him etc.

When someone is trying very hard to sell you something or some idea, there's definitely a not-too-pleasant motive behind it.

 

[PissNPiss]

killed by lightning

 

[escher]

killed by lightning

Too fast.

Ebola or bird/pig flu.
That he know he is dieing and dieing painfully and nothing but nothing can help him and no pain killers that can stop his pain.

 

[leetahbar]

the new age diseases such as sars, aids and what ever are powerless against immortal lee. why? just his simple achoo sneeze would already send the best drs standing by for him. do u think those dreaded diseases stand a chance to get even 10 m near him?

lau lee's greatest enemy is none other than himself. his body shall fail him by hook or by crook. no amount of engine blood replacement or renewal that drains the bloodbank could really immortalise him. the only way to immortalise him would be to taxidermise him when he dies cock standing from orgasmic bliss :p

poisonous enough?

 

[Crane]

Eat mee siam with hum and then kenna food poisoning ?

 

[GoldenDragon]

It will be classified a state secret if he dies a horrible death.

 

[GoldenDragon]

Eat mee siam with hum and then kenna food poisoning ?

Cooked by that Pinky son of his?

 

[Crane]

Cooked by that Pinky son of his?

I wonder if the prince even knows how to fry an egg ?