Untimely release meant I had to walk last two bus stops

[Romagnum]

Earlier tonight I was on the last bus to Serangoon North when I suddenly felt the familiar feeling

Oh no seven more stops to go, how?

Damn, there were three other people in the bus.

I immediately went to the back and then

PROOT PROOT, sure enough I shitted in my pants

I held the cuffs at the bottom tight , hoping the smell will not spread so fast

Five more stops..

Four...

Now the smell was spreading

One young man turned and looked at me

The windows cannot be opened since it is an aircon bus

Three stops..

Everybody looking at me now except driver

I nodded my head and said sorry sorry

Two stops..

OK I rushed down, didnt even scan ezlink card, having decided to walk the last two stops

Since it was way past midnight there was nobody on the road

On papaya diet to cleanse my system is good

But the side effect is untimely release

Just a friendly word of warning

 

[Romagnum]

today at pearl's centre discovered a chlorophyll supplement that cleanses the intestine and unstinks the faeces

will save to buy a bottle at $30

 

[eatshitndie]

chlorophyll like in green algae substance? yup, that's good for sh!t management, but a tad expensive. try acidophilus. it's cheap good bacteria, and it helps your sh!t coagulate and gel into one smooth solid lump for easy and, most importantly, timely disposal.

 

[Semaj2357]

To let go or to keep it in, that's the question

On a 'crappier' note, it's best to adopt precautionary measures when embarking on a detox programme.

 

[johnny333]

today at pearl's centre discovered a chlorophyll supplement that cleanses the intestine and unstinks the faeces

will save to buy a bottle at $30

Recommend chlorella. It has very high chlorophyll content.

Chlorella is very good for internal cleansing & regularity, for bad breath, cleans the blood, liver, bowels, removes heavy metals, mercury,...

When I got out of the hospital I had problems with regularity because I was on bed rest for a week. Even tried bananas but since I started taking chlorella no problem anymore.

Google & read about it.

It's expensive in Spore. I got mine from the US from iHerb, only US$44 for 1 kilogram of the powdered form. It'll last many months.

 

[shelltox]

today at pearl's centre discovered a chlorophyll supplement that cleanses the intestine and unstinks the faeces

will save to buy a bottle at $30

Does Barley grass powder (barley green) have the same effect as chlorophyll

 

[shOUTloud]

Oh my. I would quickly get down the bus and shit in the bushes. What you did is amazing

 

[Glaringly]

today at pearl's centre discovered a chlorophyll supplement that cleanses the intestine and unstinks the faeces

will save to buy a bottle at $30

Are you planning to shit again in public, or you don't have confidence in your holding power?:p

 

[Rogue Trader]

Advice to you:
Never let everybody know you have trouble to hold your shxt. It means your anal muscle is very loose. That mean you always do something to stretch it.

 

[elephanto]

Advice to you:
Never let everybody know you have trouble to hold your shxt. It means your anal muscle is very loose. That mean you always do something to stretch it.

Ha Ha !

Never read so many shitty remarks & anal posts before !

Wahlau, thread starter, u very 'tong buay teow', 'buay loon',
damn, it get more & more smelly here .....

Poor u, just kidding

 

[kingrant]

Wtf! This is so gross!

You just got bad toilet habits and poor arsehole discipline!

Earlier tonight I was on the last bus to Serangoon North when I suddenly felt the familiar feeling

Oh no seven more stops to go, how?

Damn, there were three other people in the bus.

I immediately went to the back and then

PROOT PROOT, sure enough I shitted in my pants

I held the cuffs at the bottom tight , hoping the smell will not spread so fast

Five more stops..

Four...

Now the smell was spreading

One young man turned and looked at me

The windows cannot be opened since it is an aircon bus

Three stops..

Everybody looking at me now except driver

I nodded my head and said sorry sorry

Two stops..

OK I rushed down, didnt even scan ezlink card, having decided to walk the last two stops

Since it was way past midnight there was nobody on the road

On papaya diet to cleanse my system is good

But the side effect is untimely release

Just a friendly word of warning