(got this from somewhere ...)
Singalella Why Become Rich
Last time ahh, got one ger name Singalella. Marder die alledy. Now she got stepmarder. She also got two stepsister, Hau Swee (vain) and Hau Lian (snob). They all ahh, alway bully her one. So she velly chiar lat.
Last time ahh, Singalella got maid one. Now she become amah pulak (originated from Malay word “pula” for instead). Every day must cook lah, must clean lah, everything also must do lor. If sister say liak kar chuak ! she liak. If marder say chiak kow sai, she chiak kow sai y'knor? Every day do until headache. CPF oso cannot smell.
But then ahh, stay next door ah pek got one son name Ah Ming. One day got party. He say, "Oeh, you all come lah." Singalella velly happy. She never go party one. But marder say, "Your face like that where can. Only Hau Swee and Hau Lian got standard."
Singalella cannot go hor, still must cho sui for sister and marder. Alway so good one. People go party, she only can wave bye bye, then go kitchen cook maggi mee. Got one lau kay poh see her say, "Eh, why you not yet go?" Singalella say, "I wan, I wan, but they say cannot. So no choice lor." But lau kay poh say, "Aiyah, go lah, I give you money buy new dress."
Singalella quick quick change. Then put make up. Wah, got makeup look very different man. Quick quick run to opposite. Alledy 11 o'clock leow. But party hor, not so happening one. Only got one ah pek dancing.
Ah Ming give up alledy man, but see Singalella come, straight away wake up. "Wah, this girl not bad leh." Go Singalella, say, "Hei, Ah sui eh, wan be fliend or not". Singalella say OK but Ah Ming like octopus one, touch here, touch there, until she also fed up. Ah but then, 12 o’clock alledy, ah pek dancing suddenly die. He become ghost and tell Singalella velly good 4D number.
Singalella quick quick go buy 4D. She got first prize, so much so much money one. She give lau kay poh back money and own self do business. Become velly rich.