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Reader2008 said on 10 Jun, 2010 Report as offensive
Translation of police statement in layman’s terms:
“Police said that a loud bang was heard at
the Tuas South Avenues 2 and 3 junction at 3PM today
Onlookers reported watching two dazed Ah Bengs crawl
out from the overturned vehicles mumbling
“Stupid Ah Qua driver…” or something similar
One driver had bumps on his head the size of
ping-pong balls while the other stumbled around
looking for his lost ‘balls’ Ambulances arrived on-scene
and transported both drivers to IMH in
Woodbridge Hospital for overnight observation
Police are conducting further investigations
amid bouts of uncontrollable laughter”
Translation of police statement in layman’s terms:

“Police said that a loud bang was heard at
the Tuas South Avenues 2 and 3 junction at 3PM today
Onlookers reported watching two dazed Ah Bengs crawl
out from the overturned vehicles mumbling
“Stupid Ah Qua driver…” or something similar
One driver had bumps on his head the size of
ping-pong balls while the other stumbled around
looking for his lost ‘balls’ Ambulances arrived on-scene
and transported both drivers to IMH in
Woodbridge Hospital for overnight observation
Police are conducting further investigations
amid bouts of uncontrollable laughter”

