times are bad, grad took up jobs in zoo

[vamjok]

Times are bad

A NUS graduate finding difficulty in getting a job here
finally accepted the offer to work with Mandai Zoo.

"What to do? It's better to work like this than earn nothing...,"
he mumbled to himself.

So the IT grad started work acting as a monkey. He had to wear
monkey suit and mask, chew nuts and eat bananas. He also had to
climb trees and jump from one to another to attract visitors.

The zoo has since enjoyed tremendous business and an increase in
visitor arrrivals. Even world leaders wanted to see the super 'smart'
monkey of the world.

Unfortunately, one day when he was jumping from the trees he slipped
and fell into a crocodile pool!

"Oh my God....I'm dying... now," he thought, as a hungry-looking
crocodile swam steadily towards his direction.

In the middle of his struggle, suddenly he heard a soft voice,
"Don't be afraid my friend... I'm from NTU."

 

[butoh6050]

....and all this time i thought the animals were real.
I once saw a monkey masturbating in front of a class of children and teachers.

 

[dysentry]

I'm tired of cubicle life, looking for something real.

 

[Meltdown]

This proves that hiring locals to act as animals in zoo are much cheaper than hiring a team of professional trainers to train real animals to do the tricks. It all boils down to dollars & cents.

 

[halsey02]

Times are bad

A NUS graduate finding difficulty in getting a job here
finally accepted the offer to work with Mandai Zoo.

"What to do? It's better to work like this than earn nothing...,"
he mumbled to himself.

So the IT grad started work acting as a monkey. He had to wear
monkey suit and mask, chew nuts and eat bananas. He also had to
climb trees and jump from one to another to attract visitors.

The zoo has since enjoyed tremendous business and an increase in
visitor arrrivals. Even world leaders wanted to see the super 'smart'
monkey of the world.

Unfortunately, one day when he was jumping from the trees he slipped
and fell into a crocodile pool!

"Oh my God....I'm dying... now," he thought, as a hungry-looking
crocodile swam steadily towards his direction.

In the middle of his struggle, suddenly he heard a soft voice,
"Don't be afraid my friend... I'm from NTU."

"Unfortunately, one day when he was jumping from the trees he slipped
and fell into a crocodile pool! "Oh my God....I'm dying... now," he thought, as a hungry-looking crocodile swam steadily towards his direction.
In the middle of his struggle, suddenly he heard a soft voice,
"Don't be afraid my friend... I'm from NTU"

Fortunately for him, the hungry looking crocodile, says "Don't be afraid my friend I am from PAP"....Be afraid!

 

[tonychat]

sinkies are so backward and still looking for a job. The trend now is self-employment, setting up biz, getting creative and finanical freedom.

Getting a job is for caveman. Why sinkieland first world still doing caveman activities.

 

[chingchong]

I guess the moral of the story is if you pay peanuts, you get monkeys.

 

[coolguy]

There is another truth is that you pay diamonds, you get white golden monkeys. If you have heard of white elephant, you know what I mean. If you heard of the golden tap, you know what I mean. You can see such monkeys in our parliament session.

 

[boundThunter]

There is another truth is that you pay diamonds, you get white golden monkeys. If you have heard of white elephant, you know what I mean. If you heard of the golden tap, you know what I mean. You can see such monkeys in our parliament session.

Its those animals with golden handshakes and golden parachutes that pissed me off...

 

[muthualitoto]

sinkies are so backward and still looking for a job. The trend now is self-employment, setting up biz, getting creative and finanical freedom.

Getting a job is for caveman. Why sinkieland first world still doing caveman activities

not only backward, even jokes are stale, this was a 1930 depression joke only different institutions names were used. hehe

 

[hiddentalent]

He probably thought the tigers were from SMU...

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[da dick]

i guess marine biologists don't exist because you say so? or they can just never exist in stinkypore.

 

[SIFU]

sinkies are so backward and still looking for a job. The trend now is self-employment, setting up biz, getting creative and finanical freedom.

Getting a job is for caveman. Why sinkieland first world still doing caveman activities.

CB Kia tonychat,

no need to tell whole world your prostitute ladyboy gf is self-employed lah:oIo::oIo::oIo: