How about the following?
1) ABC screws Jinx
2) Sands screws Jinx
3) Citi screws Jinx
4) UBS screws Jinx
5) Merryl screws Jinx
6) Cable and Wireless screws Jinx
7) Lehman screws Jinx
8) Micropolice screws Jinx
9) Whatever is touched screws Jinx
....thus one and truely most powderful JINX in the investment world.