The general is contemplating assembling a crack force to deploy to Ukraine

[micromachine]

Who's in? Each will be accorded complimentary HALO jump lessons, equipped with deadly mortal kombat know-how and issued badass rambo knives.....you will probably never make it back alive, but in death 12 virgin ukrainian girls shall await each and every one of you.

 

[count dracula]

Forgot to take your medicine ya hallucinatory fuck?

 

[batman1]

WHO ? Paper General ?

 

[glockman]

Who's in? Each will be accorded complimentary HALO jump lessons, equipped with deadly mortal kombat know-how and issued badass rambo knives.....you will probably never make it back alive, but in death 12 virgin ukrainian girls shall await each and every one of you.

This highly skilled soldier is available.

 

[Rogue Trader]

Signing up ...

My special power is I can walk around while surfing the web on my handphone. I'm sure it will be useful to the team