The arrangements I would like to have when I die. You have any?

[Highfalutin]

I don't want a funeral. It's a waste of good money. Inconvenience to the living. Family, neighbours and the public. I want to be cremated as soon as possible. I hate the idea of lying on a cold mortuary pan.

I don't want long goodbyes over my lifeless body by my immediate family. I don't want relatives and friends paying me their last respects if they have any for me genuinely. I want people to remember me the way I looked alive.

I don't want to have a grave. Who's going to visit it anyway in time to come. And to be dug out after 25 years as new regulations stipulated?

If it's possible, I would like to have my ashes taken high up into the sky and poured into the airstream to have it distributed over a wide area if there is is no hygiene issues from the authorities. Hell, if I have enough money left over, I can have it done by my request. Who the hell would know?

 

[krafty]

me have only one wish that's hoping they will let my family members know how they screw up my life. Take care,brud.

 

[jw5]

I don't want a funeral. It's a waste of good money. Inconvenience to the living. Family, neighbours and the public. I want to be cremated as soon as possible. I hate the idea of lying on a cold mortuary pan.

I don't want long goodbyes over my lifeless body by my immediate family. I don't want relatives and friends paying me their last respects if they have any for me genuinely. I want people to remember me the way I looked alive.

I don't want to have a grave. Who's going to visit it anyway in time to come. And to be dug out after 25 years as new regulations stipulated?

If it's possible, I would like to have my ashes taken high up into the sky and poured into the airstream to have it distributed over a wide area if there is is no hygiene issues from the authorities. Hell, if I have enough money left over, I can have it done by my request. Who the hell would know?

Same here.
In fact, I'm thinking that I need to have an exit strategy or an end game.

 

[Zombie]

I don't want a funeral. It's a waste of good money. Inconvenience to the living. Family, neighbours and the public. I want to be cremated as soon as possible. I hate the idea of lying on a cold mortuary pan.

a wake is for your family to wait in case you wake...
else you could find yourself inside the cremation furnace when you happen to wake...

 

[vamjok]

i want to pollute the land the air and the sea

 

[krafty]

天理何在。。。？？？