THAT LANGJEOW NUMBER WAS PREDETERMINED

[LaoTze]

THAT LANGJEOW NUMBER WAS PREDETERMINED

FROM SOMETHING SHITHEAD PICKED UP FROM UPTRON ACL
AND USING BUZZ BUZZ WORDS , TURNED INTO THIS BIT OF CRAP
SOMETHING LIKE THAT Virus Vanguard PIECE OF RUBBISH

https://ddi.sutd.edu.sg/

YOU SEE HOW CHUN CHUN STINKAPORE NUMBERS FOLLOW THAT FUCKING CURVE?
THEN THEY WILL CLAIM THEY WON AND WON

SO THAT THEY CAN HAVE THEIR FUCKING CHEEBYE LANGJEOW ERECTIONS

TO CONTINUE THEIR TIEWING AND KANNING AND FUCKING OF SINGAPOREANS

 

[UltimaOnline]

https://sg.yahoo.com/news/student-research-predicts-end-coronavirus-201555718.html

 

[frenchbriefs]

They should work for temasek.

 

[frenchbriefs]

Brilliant drawing a moving average curve to predict the end.....u have to go to sutd to learn that?I could do that on my think or swim platform with a click of a button.

 

[Thick Face Black Heart]

I don't think many people here will understand the joke. SUTD fitted a normal distribution curve to the sample data points. It is a simple exercise in curve fitting (basic regression involved), worthy of a bright JC student who attended a few enrichment MOE classes. This is not science. It has nothing to do with virology, epidermology or even anything remotely related to biology. They did simple algebra with the help of Microsoft Excel for the routine calculations.

And you guys think they were actually predicting the spread of Covid 19. This is bullshit and a royal farce.

The only reason why we don't tekan them is because many of them are fresh out of the army and are catching up slowly. If this happened in the working world, they'd be laughed out of the room, and then possibly sacked.

 

[Thick Face Black Heart]

I am back to my old sarcastic, condescending self! Come and mark andrew yeo me!!

This is really good. The more I look at the curve the harder I laugh. fucking piece of primary school shit!

 

[frenchbriefs]

I don't think many people here will understand the joke. SUTD fitted a normal distribution curve to the sample data points. It is a simple exercise in curve fitting (basic regression involved), worthy of a bright JC student who attended a few enrichment MOE classes. This is not science. It has nothing to do with virology, epidermology or even anything remotely related to biology. They did simple algebra with the help of Microsoft Excel for the routine calculations.

And you guys think they were actually predicting the spread of Covid 19. This is bullshit and a royal farce.

The only reason why we don't tekan them is because many of them are fresh out of the army and are catching up slowly. If this happened in the working world, they'd be laughed out of the room, and then possibly sacked.

It's science ok....performed by the best and brightest of our ten year series students.....I'm surprised that the news had the audacity to report this.

 

[Thick Face Black Heart]

It's science ok....performed by the best and brightest of our ten year series students.....I'm surprised that the news had the audacity to report this.

Do you know how they calculate the dates when COvid 19 would end?

= normal.inv(probability, mean, standard deviation)

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Excuse me I just ejaculated. TTYL

 

[sweetiepie]

KNN whether the prediction is accurate doesn't really matter if they can give their bank account number to stranger KNN

 

[Thick Face Black Heart]

KNN whether the prediction is accurate doesn't really matter if they can give their bank account number to stranger KNN

Have you ejaculated?

 

[sweetiepie]

Have you ejaculated?

Don't believe what my uncle say ? KNN

 

[jw5]

28 April = 528
30 April = 528
If tomorrow also 528, you can ejaculate again.

Have you ejaculated?

 

[zhihau]

https://sg.yahoo.com/news/student-research-predicts-end-coronavirus-201555718.html

This will be the butt of the joke for a long time to come

 

[Thick Face Black Heart]

This will be the butt of the joke for a long time to come

The SIR model was something that was given to the current batch of IB students. The routine JC stuff - simple differential equations. Use of excel spreadsheet and key in Euler's method to solve. These SUTD idiots took the exact same thing and went to perform some basic regression. Again, something that a bright IB or JC student would be comfortable handling after a couple of enrichment classes by MOE teachers. This is material suitable for 18 year old teens. No discussion on whether the model is too simplistic or whether they are more up to date models. This is also literally covered during excel classes under SkillsFuture programme. Those Skillsfuture course are attended by people ranging from Pri school dropout to working adults who haven't touch math in 30 years

 

[eatshitndie]

what is sutd? sinkie unker tio disease? or sexually under-transmitted diseases?

 

[Semaj2357]

what is sutd? sinkie unker tio disease? or sexually under-transmitted diseases?

nah, it's 1 notch up from lembaga (vitb) but with all the bells, whistles and graphs

 

[LaoTze]

This will be the butt of the joke for a long time to come

The SIR model was something that was given to the current batch of IB students. The routine JC stuff - simple differential equations. Use of excel spreadsheet and key in Euler's method to solve. These SUTD idiots took the exact same thing and went to perform some basic regression. Again, something that a bright IB or JC student would be comfortable handling after a couple of enrichment classes by MOE teachers. This is material suitable for 18 year old teens. No discussion on whether the model is too simplistic or whether they are more up to date models. This is also literally covered during excel classes under SkillsFuture programme. Those Skillsfuture course are attended by people ranging from Pri school dropout to working adults who haven't touch math in 30 years

what is sutd? sinkie unker tio disease? or sexually under-transmitted diseases?

nah, it's 1 notch up from lembaga (vitb) but with all the bells, whistles and graphs

THE CHEEBYE LECTURER AND HEAD OF THAT CHEEBYE SUTD GROUP OF IDIOTS WILL KENNA TIEW AND KANN TEROK TEROK FOR ALLOWING THAT TO BE PUBLISHED AS IF THEY ALL BE GETTING NOBEL PRIZES.

THAT SHOULD BE SUBMITTED FOR THE OTHER IGNOBEL PRIZE INSTEAD https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ig_Nobel_Prize

RUSSKIES ARE LAUGHING AND LAUGHING AT IT.

Russian scientists surrended to Singapore
https://www.rt.com/russia/487282-singapore-covid-19-russia-end/

“We are guided by a clear understanding that it is impossible to state the end date of the epidemic. We recommend calling Singapore,” said Dmitry Peskov, President Putin’s press secretary.

I BET YOU ALL OTHER COUNTRIES ARE LAUGHING AT THAT LANGJEOW MICKEY MOUSE GRAPHS. IN TIME THAT WILL APPEAR IN ALL MAJOR NEWS AGENCIES AS WELL
ARSELOON AND HIS MAGGOTS MAGGOTESS MALU LIKE THE FUCKING CLOWNS THAT THEY ARE.

OTHER COUNTRIES WILL BE LAUGHING AS LOUDLY AS THEY LAUGHING AT THE GOLD STANDARD
AND AT THE FUCKING PLAGIARISING AND COPY TRACING DONE BY THAT CLOWN STEALER OF CARTOONS WHO WORKED DIRECTLY UNDER ARSELOON

 

[zhihau]

Finally! An Ig-Nobel Prize for Sinkies!
Can’t wait for September!

 

[rocket]

This is a lim kopi pofma THREAD.
Dangerous

 

[LaoTze]

Finally! An Ig-Nobel Prize for Sinkies!
Can’t wait for September!