Serious Thai Girl fall down and cucumber stuck inside.

[Cottonmouth]

泰女陰道卡小黃瓜求醫 堅稱是跌倒“剛好”被插入

泰國一名51歲女子登上當地頭條新聞，原因是她就醫抱怨自己陰道疼痛，罪魁禍首是一根小黃瓜卡在裡面。

據報導，該名泰國女子被送往醫院後，對醫師表示，自己跌倒後，剛剛好有一根黃瓜在那邊，順勢插進了她的陰道裡卡住，導致她私處疼痛。在醫師對其進行診療期間，還不斷發誓說被自己真的只是正好被小黃瓜插入，真的是意外導致。

圖、文 《Elite readers》
http://www.chinapress.com.my/?p=922286

 

[Ang4MohTrump]

Make Cucumber Great(大支) Again！

 

[halsey02]

51 year old virgin...giving excuses ...ha ha ha "自己跌倒後，剛剛好有一根黃瓜在那邊", what an excuse!..she fell down & happen that, there was a cucumber!....why not a banana?. She must be using the "small" cucumber & it got stuck in the 51 year old virgin ORIFICE... or masturbating...ha ha ha ha

 

[Kakamora]

51 year old virgin...giving excuses ...ha ha ha "自己跌倒後，剛剛好有一根黃瓜在那邊", what an excuse!..she fell down & happen that, there was a cucumber!....why not a banana?. She must be using the "small" cucumber & it got stuck in the 51 year old virgin ORIFICE... or masturbating...ha ha ha ha

Agree! Confirm + Chop
Even my fish also don't believe.

Hello 51 years old is called "girl"? Why no Brinjal on the floor?

 

[pusy2rights]

Can extract using COCK SCREW.

 

[chootchiew]

hahaha that's cotton mouth cucumber prophecy

 

[Cottonmouth]

51 year old virgin...giving excuses ...ha ha ha "自己跌倒後，剛剛好有一根黃瓜在那邊", what an excuse!..she fell down & happen that, there was a cucumber!....why not a banana?. She must be using the "small" cucumber & it got stuck in the 51 year old virgin ORIFICE... or masturbating...ha ha ha ha

This Thai kway bu is unbecoming.
51 yo old virgin spinster need to satisfy herself with cucumber, still want to act coy.
Fall down.. hahahahahaha.

 

[Cottonmouth]

Agree! Confirm + Chop
Even my fish also don't believe.

Hello 51 years old is called "girl"? Why no Brinjal on the floor?

All the unmarried ones are still girl.
Actually if Brinjal, it might be easier for her to pull out, that little cucumber is obviously too small for her deep old pussy.

 

[Cottonmouth]

hahaha that's cotton mouth cucumber prophecy

A old slut, a virgin and her cucumber. They will meet.

 

[Semaj2357]

Agree! Confirm + Chop
Even my fish also don't believe.
Hello 51 years old is called "girl"? Why no Brinjal on the floor?

why they didn't check the arsehole

 

[ginfreely]

This Thai kway bu is unbecoming.
51 yo old virgin spinster need to satisfy herself with cucumber, still want to act coy.
Fall down.. hahahahahaha.

Just like man like you acting coy in hospital after caught with penis stuck in rings. All public news no slander.

 

[Kakamora]

why they didn't check the arsehole

If the 51 years old is angmoh, the doctor might find a chicken egg inside.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/a...gel-eggs-meant-strengthen-pelvic-muscles.html
Warning - Please remember to disinfect the egg thoroughly if u wanna play with it.

 

[Cottonmouth]

Thai Girl pussy is quite powerful, can shoot out ping pong ball one.
I'm sure that little cucumber is just part of her training.

[video=youtube;ogQFcfIhsuU]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ogQFcfIhsuU[/video]

 

[obama.bin.laden]

Nigger fell down his ass on a SNAKE!


Wait till you see the pink dot bapok fall on top of a Durian!

 

[bodycells]

51 year old virgin...giving excuses ...ha ha ha "自己跌倒後，剛剛好有一根黃瓜在那邊", what an excuse!..she fell down & happen that, there was a cucumber!....why not a banana?. She must be using the "small" cucumber & it got stuck in the 51 year old virgin ORIFICE... or masturbating...ha ha ha ha

51 year old is still a girl?

 

[Papsmearer]

This Thai kway bu is unbecoming.
51 yo old virgin spinster need to satisfy herself with cucumber, still want to act coy.
Fall down.. hahahahahaha.

Funny thing, that is exactly how Hsien Loong lost his virginity too.