Taliban Surrenders!

[metalslug]

Afghan - Pakistani Border 2010. 1500 hrs.

After days on patrol, a Marine contingent are ambushed by Taliban fighters. The ambush is well planed for the first Marine Humvee is destroyed by IED while the rearmost humvee is hit by RPG, trapping 30 marines on a desolate mountain road.

The nearest firebase is 2 days away, there is no air support available and the Marines are pinned down by heavy crossfire. It looks like they are doomed. But cometh the hour, cometh the man ...

The Taliban suddenly see him. A sudden flash of scarlet, a fiery dash of red. The masked man charges amongst the Taliban armed only with a pistol. He is hellbent on his suicide mission to destroy evil.

One by one the Taliban drop their weapons and collapse on the ground for they know resistance is futile. Their stomachs collectively sieze up as they surrender to uproarious laughter.

 

[angie]

"Now you see it"

"Now you don't" * Hee Hee *
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[Ah Guan]

Wasn't it a suicide mission??

I only want to know how the main character dies

 

[halsey02]

Wasn't it a suicide mission??

I only want to know how the main character dies

The twist of the story was, the Taliban fighters, was found writhling on the grounds when the Marines arrived.

They were in throes of laughter, uncontrollable muscle spasms, and many choked to death on their own saliva.

The Marines praised the SINalot Armed Forces for deploying their secret weapon...

 

[scroobal]

Looks like they met the military hardman.

The twist of the story was, the Taliban fighters, was found writhling on the grounds when the Marines arrived.

They were in throes of laughter, uncontrollable muscle spasms, and many choked to death on their own saliva.

The Marines praised the SINalot Armed Forces for deploying their secret weapon...

 

[halsey02]

Looks like they met the military hardman.

Forgot to add, the Taliban fighters, living in the remote mountains had not see a woMAN for a long time, not only died laughing; they all had a HARD ON!.

That was the SINalot Armed Forces, HARDware...!! their secret weapon!