Stupid and silling LKY fengshui rumours/tales

[VIBGYOR]

It was rumoured that every Chinese New Year's eve, Mafia Mentor LKY would proceed to Kuan Yim Temple at Waterloo Street to plant his first incense to the deities for good fortune. Despite putting up a front as a atheist, LKY is in fact a very superstitious man.

It was also rumoured that the first incense to be planted was reserved for this old fart by the abbot of the temple and no one can pray before him at the dot of 12 midnight. Wonder if LKY will do so this CNY.

 

[VIBGYOR]

there were rumours he listened to this stupid abotts to abducted little children and cut off their heads and put their skulls under the benjamin shears bridge to improve the stupid fengshui.

there were also rumours that he listened to this stupid abotts to make a pa gua out of the stupid sinkie $1 coin to neutralized the stupid bad fengshui brought upon by the construction and tunneling of the underground of MRT, which purportly killed several dragons during the process. Imagine that, people still believes dragons exists! Like middle Ages kingdom or what? LOL...what SATANIC snake want to fly? LOL..

never did he realised the problem is not the stupid fengshui, but it is he who is having the problem....lol..

 

[VIBGYOR]

What else stupid fengshui tales/rumors you have heard about Ofart?

 

[VIBGYOR]

please continue your suffering if you are superstitious!

 

[diversifyx2]

Very funny when you already said its rumour. hehe

 

[DearestGodlikeWarlord]

It was rumoured that every Chinese New Year's eve, Mafia Mentor LKY would proceed to Kuan Yim Temple at Waterloo Street to plant his first incense to the deities for good fortune. Despite putting up a front as a atheist, LKY is in fact a very superstitious man.

It was also rumoured that the first incense to be planted was reserved for this old fart by the abbot of the temple and no one can pray before him at the dot of 12 midnight. Wonder if LKY will do so this CNY.

Rumors are just rumors, there is no basis or truth in them.

 

[VIBGYOR]

Rumors are just rumors, there is no basis or truth in them.

you neber heard of 无风不起浪?

 

[commoner]

ABSOLUTELY no truth in that at all.

If you have ever even watch TV on CNY eve, you see that Kwan Yim Temple is full of people waiting to be the 1st to plant the 1st joss stick.

 

[imperialarms]

also very stupid some people nowadays still believe in GOD

 

[matamafia]

None of these are ever going to work for him any more these days, evidently his fucking ass luck got worst day by day in the past years.

What else can he try? Jump MRT or Jump Raffle City?

 

[mscitw]

there are millions of peasants who believe in virgin birth, beat that!

 

[Frankiestine]

there are millions of peasants who believe in virgin birth, beat that!

equally many who believes in the scum pappies despite been constantly screwed in the ass by them....

 

[kuntakinte]

Hahahaaa..... that's a GOOD one !!

Just like my neighbor's girl, Mary. She was pregnant and her mum asked her who did it ? She said she did no nothing !!! Damned, the baby boy was aborted, otherwise, I would like to suggest his name be Jes.........

Well, the parents found out who is that Joesph !!

there are millions of peasants who believe in virgin birth, beat that!

 

[middaydog]

Well, the parents found out who is that Joesph !![/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]

kuntakinte ?

 

[tiulehloumoh]

equally many who believes in the scum pappies despite been constantly screwed in the ass by them....

Yeah hor, those 33.3% constantly screwed by the ass yet they still blame the 66.6% for believeing in those scum pappies..