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Implementing paternity leave is something which the peasants wants, the regime pretends supports, but merchants veto the idea, said Acting Minion for Social Engineering Chan Kiew Chew yesterday.
Minion Chan who often use his hard childhood to justify his Shylock habits, likened the idea of its implementation to when National Serfship (NS) was first introduced here in 1967.
It is a queer comparision.
Merchants have the wealth and clout, hence we wayang with them and now tell stupid peasants that 'merchants must have luxury to get used to paternity leave," he sneered. But this idiotic reporter did not realise the regime simply whitewash everyone with a Enlistment Act and send NS dissenters to the dungeons. Minion Ah Chan will not do the same onto Merchants.
"KNN, I do not know which bapok come up with this stupid idea and make me look like a clown. Here we want to send old peasants to die in Johor, you think we give paternity leave huh? Lumpar understand?!".
Minion Chan noted that influential stakeholders will have to be consulted about the issue and the implementation of paternity leave will need to be at "a pace that the merchants suka suka or perhaps veto eventually". Contrast this to National Serfship where there is an immediate free stay in the dungeons for deserters.
"How fast we can move actually depends very much on the merchants' assents and not the peasants moans."
Minion Chan was speaking at an propoganda appreciation lunch for the National Peasant Family Council, which organised the wayang month-long Peasant Family Celebrations 2012 (mainly for foreigners and new immigrants) that ended on June 23.
Last month, the wayang council also submitted to the regime a paper with 21 recommendations on marriage and parenthood with the merchants send a long of vetos if arty farty bapoks proposed Nordic style reforms.
Among the arty farty recommendations was the proposal to legislate one week of paternity leave, and to gazette a public holiday specifically for families to spend time together. Both recommendations are designed to make Ruler Loong look like a serious reformer but will be vetoed by merchants for the more expensive ideas.
The wayang Peasant Family Council also called for firms to allow the fourth month of maternity leave to be taken by either the peasant parents of a newborn peasant baby. Another sly move by Bapoks for the eventual same sex marriage.
Lackey Lim Hock Hock, the wayang council's chairlackey, said that its up to peasant men rest less, stop visiting KTVs and play a more active role in supporting their peasants wives in taking care of their peasant children.
He said that "more radical ideas requiring decisive actions, same sex marriages and male paternity leave, you think i stupid is it? Bapok friendly ideas out ok. Also cannot make merchants tulan or they really make life difficult for Ruler Loong of Great Leader LKY die ok. This lan jiao Lim Ah Hiang take million dollar stipends for decade but cannot solve problem and now I must cum out to wayang. KNN, actually Nordic solutions can be used but Ruler Loong not interested in helping peasants so I Lan Lan must do some dirty work here to fool peasants."
"Success in the past was to pay your bills, rents, accept hikes and kowtow to Ruler Loong 5 times a day.
Now got KNN Internet and many peasants studying successes of Nordic or New Zealand city states, now all wings hard, want to cry father cry mother, clamour for this and dat. It has significantly changed... We need think of new tricks to fool young Internet savvy peasants," he said before flicking a phone to make a booking of a big room at Las Vegas KTV.
Implementing paternity leave is something which the peasants wants, the regime pretends supports, but merchants veto the idea, said Acting Minion for Social Engineering Chan Kiew Chew yesterday.
Minion Chan who often use his hard childhood to justify his Shylock habits, likened the idea of its implementation to when National Serfship (NS) was first introduced here in 1967.
It is a queer comparision.
Merchants have the wealth and clout, hence we wayang with them and now tell stupid peasants that 'merchants must have luxury to get used to paternity leave," he sneered. But this idiotic reporter did not realise the regime simply whitewash everyone with a Enlistment Act and send NS dissenters to the dungeons. Minion Ah Chan will not do the same onto Merchants.
"KNN, I do not know which bapok come up with this stupid idea and make me look like a clown. Here we want to send old peasants to die in Johor, you think we give paternity leave huh? Lumpar understand?!".
Minion Chan noted that influential stakeholders will have to be consulted about the issue and the implementation of paternity leave will need to be at "a pace that the merchants suka suka or perhaps veto eventually". Contrast this to National Serfship where there is an immediate free stay in the dungeons for deserters.
"How fast we can move actually depends very much on the merchants' assents and not the peasants moans."
Minion Chan was speaking at an propoganda appreciation lunch for the National Peasant Family Council, which organised the wayang month-long Peasant Family Celebrations 2012 (mainly for foreigners and new immigrants) that ended on June 23.
Last month, the wayang council also submitted to the regime a paper with 21 recommendations on marriage and parenthood with the merchants send a long of vetos if arty farty bapoks proposed Nordic style reforms.
Among the arty farty recommendations was the proposal to legislate one week of paternity leave, and to gazette a public holiday specifically for families to spend time together. Both recommendations are designed to make Ruler Loong look like a serious reformer but will be vetoed by merchants for the more expensive ideas.
The wayang Peasant Family Council also called for firms to allow the fourth month of maternity leave to be taken by either the peasant parents of a newborn peasant baby. Another sly move by Bapoks for the eventual same sex marriage.
Lackey Lim Hock Hock, the wayang council's chairlackey, said that its up to peasant men rest less, stop visiting KTVs and play a more active role in supporting their peasants wives in taking care of their peasant children.
He said that "more radical ideas requiring decisive actions, same sex marriages and male paternity leave, you think i stupid is it? Bapok friendly ideas out ok. Also cannot make merchants tulan or they really make life difficult for Ruler Loong of Great Leader LKY die ok. This lan jiao Lim Ah Hiang take million dollar stipends for decade but cannot solve problem and now I must cum out to wayang. KNN, actually Nordic solutions can be used but Ruler Loong not interested in helping peasants so I Lan Lan must do some dirty work here to fool peasants."
"Success in the past was to pay your bills, rents, accept hikes and kowtow to Ruler Loong 5 times a day.
Now got KNN Internet and many peasants studying successes of Nordic or New Zealand city states, now all wings hard, want to cry father cry mother, clamour for this and dat. It has significantly changed... We need think of new tricks to fool young Internet savvy peasants," he said before flicking a phone to make a booking of a big room at Las Vegas KTV.
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