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SPUR special training for public figures

Thread starter commoner
Start date Jan 22, 2009

commoner

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Jan 22, 2009

Dodge shoe
Content: How to siam shoes throw at you
Trainer: George W Bush
Choice trainee: Prata Man

Fire Stunt Man
Content: How to siam duty especially near CNY
Trainer: SHT
Choice trainees: all MPs

Spiritual Attainment
Content: How to die early abecome Immortal
Trainer: Charles Chong
Trainee: All MPs

Logic Thinking
Content: How to talk rubbish and get away with it
Trainer: Raymond Lim
Trainee: MPs who like to be in the press

Acting
Content: How to act blur for all mistakes
Trainer: Wong Cunt Sing
Trainee: All Ministers/Perm Secs

Invisibility
Content: How to be invisiblewhen the country needs you
Trainer: AssLong
Trainee: All civil servants receiving 1 million and above salary

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