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OC Sylvia, Ryan and Dee Kosh publicly discuss which NOC girls they would f*ck
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Transcript of the video Smash or Pass, featuring Ryan & Sylvia from NOC, Dee Kosh, and Jianhao.
In this video uploaded in 2018, they are shown photos of various celebs, local influencers, friends and employees. They must then state whether they would want to **** that person or not.
Aurelia (NOC Girl)
Jianhao: Smash!
Dee Kosh & Sylvia: Pass
Ryan: Smash. I'll smash. (nodding and grinning)
Ryan: When she side parting, she's a 10. But when the wind blows, and she center parting, she's a 5.
Jianhao: But while you're smashing you can adjust her hair right?
Ryan: I don't know.
Ryan: She's very pretty. I mean face, body...height
Dee Kosh: Except the brain right
Sylvia: Yes! That's my only problem. She's very cute, she's very bimbotic, she's very scatterbrain
Ryan: She may not be very bright lah, but she has a very good heart
Jianhao: I THINK EVERYONE GETS THE IDEA THAT SHE'S NOT VERY SMART BY NOW
Sylvia bursts out laughing
Ryan: She's very...she has (gestures to heart)
Nicole Choo
Everyone: PASS!!!
Dee Kosh: Well actually, not even pass, the word is no
Jian Hao: I don't even wanna know what's been in there!
Dee Kosh: But inaudible in her mouth
everyone laughing
Ryan: In all fairness...in all fairness, I personally don't like long faces
Jian Hao: I thought he was gonna say something nice laughs
Ryan: Nothing against...whatever drama, I just don't like (long faces)
Dee Kosh: Keeping the drama aside, I just don't think she's attractive also
Naomi Neo
Dee Kosh: I would like to hear Jianhao's answer first
Jianhao: What? Why me?
Dee Kosh: Would you smash or pass? Or have you smashed
Jianhao: Now?
Jianhao: PASS!
Sylvia: Like for us, we try so hard we cannot see her sexually, but everyone else thinks so, so our answer will be pass
(regarding Naomi Neo, again)
Sylvia: You know what? (Jianhao) doesn't like classy girls. (Jianhao) likes trashy...trashy girls
Jianhao: OH NO THAT'S NOT TRUE. That's not true!
Jianhao: Just because of my past (Naomi Neo) does not mean I like trashy girls
Everyone: WHOAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
Dee Kosh: Where's the mic when I need to drop it
Jazilyiana (NOC Girl)
Ryan: Jaz ah?
Sylvia: Yes okay that I would inaudiable SMASH!
Ryan: I would smash her
Dee Kosh: Pass
Jianhao: WHAT?
Dee Kosh: Honestly I think she's the most unattractive NOC girl
Aylna (NOC Girl)
Dee Kosh: OH MY GOD YES! Yes!
Ryan: Cannot cannot, too bro.
Dee Kosh: Smash! I would smash this laptop right now!
Jianhao: Smash!
Sylvia: Aylna go hide yourself!
Dee Kosh: Aylna is my favourite NOC girl
Michelle Tan (NOC Girl)
Dee Kosh: SMASH!
Sylvia: Smashhhhhhhhhhhhh
Ryan: Smash the **** out of her
Ryan: Sex bomb or whatever ****
Dee Kosh: Yeah she is the sex bomb
Ryan: The sexual vibe is just shooting in all directions
Dee Kosh: Michelle is very very...and she's a nice girl...a very sweet girl
Jianhao: I would pass
Dee Kosh: WHAT?
Jianhao: No feeling
Sylvia: Oh so not trashy enough is it?
Eden Ang
Everyone: 1...2...3....
Jianhao, Sylvia & Ryan: Pass
Dee Kosh: ...really?
Ryan: Do you need a inaudible?
Dee Kosh: I feel like I want to have sex with him and then tell everyone that I had sex with him
Dee Kosh: But then again everyone does that to (Eden) anyway
Sylvia: WHOAAAAAAAAAAA
Dee Kosh: Dunno lah...when he's gonna cum he'll be like "I'm cuming I'm cuming" BRRTTTTTTTTT
everyone bursts out laughing
Debbie
Sylvia, Jianhao & Ryan: Smash!
Dee Kosh: There is no way I can smash, every time she opens her legs I'll just see Jianhao's face
Bong Qiu Qiu
Dee Kosh: OH MY GODDDDD
Dee Kosh: Plastic surgery was the wrong move I feel.
Jianhao: No but she has children now.
Dee Kosh: Congratulations.
Jianhao: That was the only consolation laughs
Dee Kosh: See lah, budget barbie some more.
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