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Batman and Superman are the same Singaporean.
The Singaporeans have their own retardation of English, also known as, "Singlish". It's most popular with everyone, despite the efforts of his Supreme Excellency Lee Kuan Yew. Ever since the British abandoned the colony of Singapore, the immigrants decided to add moonspeak to English. Singlish is so complicated and stupid that it has an over 9000 word article on Wikipedia. For example, all Singaporeans have the undying urge to add the word 'lah' or 'leh' at the end of every sentence. This is because they want to speak and sing at the same time.
The capital of Singapore is Singapore City, where all the evil lawyers and supreme judges that make up 40% of the population live and work. Singapore is half the size of New York City but 888% cleaner and safer. This is because, very much like Malaysia, the Singaporeans execute litter bugs, people who chew gum and drug smuggling Australians on a weekly basis by hanging. In fact, hanging is an official national pastime, unlike the Americunts who waste thousands of gallons of poison to silence one convict. Singapore has four official languages: English, Malay, Chinese and Tamil.
Among other national pastimes are maid abuse, since 70% of marriages in Singapore either end up in the death of a maid, kidnapping of a child or family suicide. The latter is especially easy as 80% of the population live high-rise flats called HDBs. Which is another secret government project to control the population. It is very common to own a maid, in other words a slave, in Singapore. 90% of the population that isn't poor, which is 100% of the population as the government executes bums and hobos, has a slave in the household. This is an attribute picked up by their ancestors from the British who had Indian slaves.
Batman and Superman are the same Singaporean.
The Singaporeans have their own retardation of English, also known as, "Singlish". It's most popular with everyone, despite the efforts of his Supreme Excellency Lee Kuan Yew. Ever since the British abandoned the colony of Singapore, the immigrants decided to add moonspeak to English. Singlish is so complicated and stupid that it has an over 9000 word article on Wikipedia. For example, all Singaporeans have the undying urge to add the word 'lah' or 'leh' at the end of every sentence. This is because they want to speak and sing at the same time.
The capital of Singapore is Singapore City, where all the evil lawyers and supreme judges that make up 40% of the population live and work. Singapore is half the size of New York City but 888% cleaner and safer. This is because, very much like Malaysia, the Singaporeans execute litter bugs, people who chew gum and drug smuggling Australians on a weekly basis by hanging. In fact, hanging is an official national pastime, unlike the Americunts who waste thousands of gallons of poison to silence one convict. Singapore has four official languages: English, Malay, Chinese and Tamil.
Among other national pastimes are maid abuse, since 70% of marriages in Singapore either end up in the death of a maid, kidnapping of a child or family suicide. The latter is especially easy as 80% of the population live high-rise flats called HDBs. Which is another secret government project to control the population. It is very common to own a maid, in other words a slave, in Singapore. 90% of the population that isn't poor, which is 100% of the population as the government executes bums and hobos, has a slave in the household. This is an attribute picked up by their ancestors from the British who had Indian slaves.
