A long time today (not ago), in an island far far away...
A New Hope (circa GE 2001/1997):
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wbIl-kkcTHs
Oppositions (Rebels), striking from their SMCs, have won their first victory against the evil Men-in-White. During the battle, Opposition spies managed to steal plans to the MIWs ultimate weapon, the Foreign Talent (The Death Star) with enough power to overcrowd an entire island. Pursued by the MIWs sinister agents, Slyvia Lim (Princess Leia) races home on her rickshaw (starship), custodian of the stolen plans that can save the island's people and restore democracy (freedom) to the island (galaxy)...
The Empire Strikes Back (GE 2006):
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-5v1wAeM_6E
It is a dark time for the Opposition (Rebellion). While the Foreign Talent hasn't been destroyed, MIW agents have denied upgrading to Opposition wards (Although the Death Star has been destroyed, Imperial Troops have driven Rebela Troops from their hidden base and pursued them across the galaxy). Evading the dreaded MIW, a group of freedom fighters lead by CSJ/CSM (Luke Skywalker) have established a remote base in Hougang and Potong Pasir (Hoth). The evil Lord (you know who), obsessed with destroying CSJ (Luke Skywalker), has sued the pants off him (has dispatched thosuands of remote probes into the far reaches of space)...
Return of the Jedi
(GE 2011)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sS8jKhiS6BU
Chen Show Mao (Luke Skywalker) has returned to his home country, the Lion City, to rescue the WP from the trapping of the MIW (Jabba the Hut). Little does Chen know that the MIW has secretly appointed a 27-year old girl, even much younger than any candidate before (has secretly begun construction on a new armoured space station more power than the first dreaded Death Star). When elected, this Kate Spade girl (ultimate weapon) will spell doom for the small band of Oppositions (Rebels) seeking to restore democracy to the island...
Apologies to George Lucas.
A New Hope (circa GE 2001/1997):
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wbIl-kkcTHs
Oppositions (Rebels), striking from their SMCs, have won their first victory against the evil Men-in-White. During the battle, Opposition spies managed to steal plans to the MIWs ultimate weapon, the Foreign Talent (The Death Star) with enough power to overcrowd an entire island. Pursued by the MIWs sinister agents, Slyvia Lim (Princess Leia) races home on her rickshaw (starship), custodian of the stolen plans that can save the island's people and restore democracy (freedom) to the island (galaxy)...
The Empire Strikes Back (GE 2006):
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-5v1wAeM_6E
It is a dark time for the Opposition (Rebellion). While the Foreign Talent hasn't been destroyed, MIW agents have denied upgrading to Opposition wards (Although the Death Star has been destroyed, Imperial Troops have driven Rebela Troops from their hidden base and pursued them across the galaxy). Evading the dreaded MIW, a group of freedom fighters lead by CSJ/CSM (Luke Skywalker) have established a remote base in Hougang and Potong Pasir (Hoth). The evil Lord (you know who), obsessed with destroying CSJ (Luke Skywalker), has sued the pants off him (has dispatched thosuands of remote probes into the far reaches of space)...
Return of the Jedi
(GE 2011)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sS8jKhiS6BU
Chen Show Mao (Luke Skywalker) has returned to his home country, the Lion City, to rescue the WP from the trapping of the MIW (Jabba the Hut). Little does Chen know that the MIW has secretly appointed a 27-year old girl, even much younger than any candidate before (has secretly begun construction on a new armoured space station more power than the first dreaded Death Star). When elected, this Kate Spade girl (ultimate weapon) will spell doom for the small band of Oppositions (Rebels) seeking to restore democracy to the island...
Apologies to George Lucas.
