LW: "Donald, this is Ah Law, I called to congratulate you
DT: "WHo"?
LW: I am PeeM of Singapore lah, Lawless Wrong
DT: "No, I already got called by the Premier of China"
LW: "Donald, we are not in China lah. We are in SE Asia"
DT: "I don't know where that is. Do you have a border with US? Do your people want to illegally come into the US?"
LW: "No Donald, we are far away. And our citizens don't want to come to the US, unless they are Sarong Party Girls, then they all want to hook Americans and get green cards"
DT: "Lawless, that sounds like illegal immigration to me. Let me get back to you on our Tariffs for Singapore"
LW: "KNN"