This is the sorry state of Peasantpore today. Lackeys and minions riding on the coat tails of their political masters simply adopted Intel's Hibernation Mode of operations. They are happy to let the system coast, collecting their fat cat stipends and when the system fail big time, peasants suffer the brunt and are blamed for the mishaps.
Saw Parties and is hit by a Poker hand - '3 of a Kind Incident'
In term looks, one will think the ex-DFS sales gal has it good in this compartment. A closer look reveal a waste product of a failed mating session between an Asiatic Jabba the Hutt and Hardy. With a stinky opulent lard face and droopy eyes, one wonders how the Heavens decreed her to be SMRT's CEO after a sacking from DFS. A dour tai-tai character who is better off showing off 'tai-chi' in the American Club. Favourite hobbies are opening new retail stores in train station or demanding fare hikes. Her famous theorem stating 'peasants do not want to board trains' will surely win her the Fields' Medal for Mathematics. She is equally notorious for the 'but wait there is more' punchline after vandals hit her trains, not once but twice. However despite the various hiccups, her political acumen is formidable, compared to WKS who was immediately booted after Mas's Great Runaway. While she muses her glories post-retirement, she will understand when bad luck strikes, 3 is a good number.
Chairman Koh YG - Permanent Hibernation Mode
A jiat leow bee senior lackey who was parachuted to SMRT to ensure outsiders toe the political line. If you study the Soviet Union Leninist party structure, you will immediately know Koh is simply a Political Commissar. Apparently while he certify many SMRT fat cats as pro-regime, he failed to conclude SMRT is considered critical infrastructure and any attention diverted to retail gimmicks will degrade operational excellence. The resulting transit breakdowns will generate unwanted political backlash. Despite earlier success in monetary matters, he is a nincompoop when it comes to operations matters. For example, he merely fold his arms and collect Chairman stipends after amateur vandals decorated trains. Apparently after last week's transit systemic failures, No Porn Lui knew Koh was hibernating too well and relayed him a message that Saw must depart soon. Despite his fat cat EQ, Koh knows his chairman post is up for grabs soon. Nevertheless, he has cream off enough lard from the system and will probably spend his retirement in a Dongguang Mistress Village where he will skinny dip with young Cantonese village pussies.
Suzhou Loser Teo - Probably still defending the 'No Good Forecast Theorem'.
The Chinks says that 'paper cannot hold fire'. Similarly incompetence will be exposed despite impressive educational credentials. Ruler Loong will soon kick himself in the rear that boot lickers cannot be trusted in hot potato portfolios. No doubt, Suzhou Loser Teo is one of Ruler Loong's staunch supporters but her inept handling or invisibility during Saw's misadventures last week was galling. No Porn Lui learns it the hard way and had to take the first flight back to Peasantpore from Cambodia when he realised Suzhou Teo has lost it. If the Suzhou con men can take this self-styled EDB scholar for a ride, why not a Saw from the KL sewers? After all, Suzhou has the real cunning scholars and they only breed vermins in KL sewers. Suzhou Teo her game is up and with netizens aiming at her all the time, she probably just settle for a nondescript fat cat job at NTUC and improve her own stock by foreign cum injections.
No Porn Lui - Fish out of water
When you spend many full moons barking orders and bullying peasant conscripts, you should never expect a foreign Jewish deity to bail you out during crisis. No Porn Lui learns it the hard way. You can wage war against Bapoks, silence Internet Dissenters and play the 'Holier than Thou' routine but taming the transport beast requires a new level of political ability. The transport portfolio is the tombstone of political careers. Remember Marboro Tan, Yeo CT, Raymond Lim, none of the them had a good ending. Now Lui and Teo will be part of the numbers. When Ruler Loong gifts him the Transport job, his political career has deemed 'finished'. No Porn Lui high IQ should have warned him the real meaning of the transportation portfolio and seek another posting to Sembawang or Keppel Corp. Now stranded between Saw's political patrons and Peasants, he is in a no man's land and any gabras will be blamed on him. LTA has already used up one 'get of jail' card during the Nicoll Highway Scandal and peasants will not take the 'Blame LTA' for a solution. Why, LTA already has a bad name and it is pointless to accord more blame to them.]
Special Mention - Gerald Ee who has problems completing his homework
Scion Ee, a parasite of his late father's fame. The problem is the inherited wealth makes him a bum. He is exposed as a chum of transport cartels. Tasked to review the cartels demands for fare hikes, he instead performs mental masturbation with them and hike fares whenever he feels a high is overdue. Whenever Saw's cronies screw up, he merely give them token fines and consoles them with an understanding the next screw up will hammer peasants big time. He has till today, not completed his homework on the minions' sky high pay stipends and could be found frolicking with whores at Las Vegas KTV dressed as Big Bird.
Peasants Suffer
There is absolutely no sympathies for stupid peasants. Fed with lies and state propaganda, most peasants did not realise the Thursday incident could involves a few peasants dying while Saw and her cronies party after concluding the successfully taxi fare hikes. Lack of maintenance, infrastructure investment and cronyism has doomed the transit service and most peasants did not realise they are toying with death daily. To add salt to injury, most stupid peasants are still going to transit centres to get their refunds whereas the Yanks will sue the Fat Cats till they drop.
Saw Parties and is hit by a Poker hand - '3 of a Kind Incident'
In term looks, one will think the ex-DFS sales gal has it good in this compartment. A closer look reveal a waste product of a failed mating session between an Asiatic Jabba the Hutt and Hardy. With a stinky opulent lard face and droopy eyes, one wonders how the Heavens decreed her to be SMRT's CEO after a sacking from DFS. A dour tai-tai character who is better off showing off 'tai-chi' in the American Club. Favourite hobbies are opening new retail stores in train station or demanding fare hikes. Her famous theorem stating 'peasants do not want to board trains' will surely win her the Fields' Medal for Mathematics. She is equally notorious for the 'but wait there is more' punchline after vandals hit her trains, not once but twice. However despite the various hiccups, her political acumen is formidable, compared to WKS who was immediately booted after Mas's Great Runaway. While she muses her glories post-retirement, she will understand when bad luck strikes, 3 is a good number.
Chairman Koh YG - Permanent Hibernation Mode
A jiat leow bee senior lackey who was parachuted to SMRT to ensure outsiders toe the political line. If you study the Soviet Union Leninist party structure, you will immediately know Koh is simply a Political Commissar. Apparently while he certify many SMRT fat cats as pro-regime, he failed to conclude SMRT is considered critical infrastructure and any attention diverted to retail gimmicks will degrade operational excellence. The resulting transit breakdowns will generate unwanted political backlash. Despite earlier success in monetary matters, he is a nincompoop when it comes to operations matters. For example, he merely fold his arms and collect Chairman stipends after amateur vandals decorated trains. Apparently after last week's transit systemic failures, No Porn Lui knew Koh was hibernating too well and relayed him a message that Saw must depart soon. Despite his fat cat EQ, Koh knows his chairman post is up for grabs soon. Nevertheless, he has cream off enough lard from the system and will probably spend his retirement in a Dongguang Mistress Village where he will skinny dip with young Cantonese village pussies.
Suzhou Loser Teo - Probably still defending the 'No Good Forecast Theorem'.
The Chinks says that 'paper cannot hold fire'. Similarly incompetence will be exposed despite impressive educational credentials. Ruler Loong will soon kick himself in the rear that boot lickers cannot be trusted in hot potato portfolios. No doubt, Suzhou Loser Teo is one of Ruler Loong's staunch supporters but her inept handling or invisibility during Saw's misadventures last week was galling. No Porn Lui learns it the hard way and had to take the first flight back to Peasantpore from Cambodia when he realised Suzhou Teo has lost it. If the Suzhou con men can take this self-styled EDB scholar for a ride, why not a Saw from the KL sewers? After all, Suzhou has the real cunning scholars and they only breed vermins in KL sewers. Suzhou Teo her game is up and with netizens aiming at her all the time, she probably just settle for a nondescript fat cat job at NTUC and improve her own stock by foreign cum injections.
No Porn Lui - Fish out of water
When you spend many full moons barking orders and bullying peasant conscripts, you should never expect a foreign Jewish deity to bail you out during crisis. No Porn Lui learns it the hard way. You can wage war against Bapoks, silence Internet Dissenters and play the 'Holier than Thou' routine but taming the transport beast requires a new level of political ability. The transport portfolio is the tombstone of political careers. Remember Marboro Tan, Yeo CT, Raymond Lim, none of the them had a good ending. Now Lui and Teo will be part of the numbers. When Ruler Loong gifts him the Transport job, his political career has deemed 'finished'. No Porn Lui high IQ should have warned him the real meaning of the transportation portfolio and seek another posting to Sembawang or Keppel Corp. Now stranded between Saw's political patrons and Peasants, he is in a no man's land and any gabras will be blamed on him. LTA has already used up one 'get of jail' card during the Nicoll Highway Scandal and peasants will not take the 'Blame LTA' for a solution. Why, LTA already has a bad name and it is pointless to accord more blame to them.]
Special Mention - Gerald Ee who has problems completing his homework
Scion Ee, a parasite of his late father's fame. The problem is the inherited wealth makes him a bum. He is exposed as a chum of transport cartels. Tasked to review the cartels demands for fare hikes, he instead performs mental masturbation with them and hike fares whenever he feels a high is overdue. Whenever Saw's cronies screw up, he merely give them token fines and consoles them with an understanding the next screw up will hammer peasants big time. He has till today, not completed his homework on the minions' sky high pay stipends and could be found frolicking with whores at Las Vegas KTV dressed as Big Bird.
Peasants Suffer
There is absolutely no sympathies for stupid peasants. Fed with lies and state propaganda, most peasants did not realise the Thursday incident could involves a few peasants dying while Saw and her cronies party after concluding the successfully taxi fare hikes. Lack of maintenance, infrastructure investment and cronyism has doomed the transit service and most peasants did not realise they are toying with death daily. To add salt to injury, most stupid peasants are still going to transit centres to get their refunds whereas the Yanks will sue the Fat Cats till they drop.
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