sammyboy bubble tea recipes

[eatshitndie]

thanks to doc and his wife for the inspiration, now we have our own recipes to enjoy during the pandamic. 1st up....

cloudy cantaloupe cha
milk swirls in mix of momma's cantaloupe juice like a "float" in the clouds
- a pair of cantaloupes
- a lot of milk or cream (momma's milk is best)
- red rooibos tea
- brown sugar (optional) as cantaloupe is sweet
- black boba pearls
instructions: brew tea, filter. either blend tea with cantaloupes or simply squeeze the pair of cantaloupes (with your bare hands) over a bunch of boba balls steeped in tea and swirl milk over the mixture. add molten brown sugar if you like it sweeter or to slurp like a true sammyboy.

 

[nayr69sg]

thanks to doc and his wife for the inspiration, now we have our own recipes to enjoy during the pandamic. 1st up....

cloudy cantaloupe cha
milk swirls in mix of momma's cantaloupe juice like a "float" in clouds
- a pair of cantaloupes
- a lot of milk or cream (momma's milk is best)
- red rooibos tea
- brown sugar (optional) as cantaloupe is sweet
- black boba pearls
instructions: brew tea, filter. either blend tea with cantaloupes or simply squeeze the pair of cantaloupes (with your bare hands) over a bunch of boba balls steeped in tea and swirl milk over the mixture. add molten brown sugar if you like it sweeter or to slurp like a true sammyboy.
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The key is details bro. Like how man cubes of cantaloupe. How many cc of fresh milk or breast milk. How many cc of brown sugar syrup. And you need to know how to put the syrup in to achieve that effect in the picture. LOL!

Oh and the Black Pearls how you cook it? How many minutes boiling with stove on and how many minutes standing with stove off before you drain the water and wash it? What temp water to wash it in and how long. You go too hot too soft. too cold becomes hard. Wash too long also hard.

 

[eatshitndie]

claire chiku chiku cha
a squeeze of lemon and sprinkle of zest will perfect this sexquisite tea of the tropics, and no sugar is needed
- a pair of chiku(s)
- one firm banana
- black acerbic tea (only found in the gardens of most sexpensive district 6.9)
- a cup of cream
- one lemon (and its zest)
instructions: brew tea and filter. crush, cut, chop, squeeze, purée pair of chikus and non-flaccid banana into blender. add concentrated dose of tea, more acerbic and acidic the better. blend, pulse, pulverize mixture. whip and drip hand-crafted cream over mixture. squeeze a lemon and shred some zest for a little sour and bitter taste.

 

[knnccb]

thanks to doc and his wife for the inspiration, now we have our own recipes to enjoy during the pandamic. 1st up....

cloudy cantaloupe cha
milk swirls in mix of momma's cantaloupe juice like a "float" in clouds
- a pair of cantaloupes
- a lot of milk or cream (momma's milk is best)
- red rooibos tea
- brown sugar (optional) as cantaloupe is sweet
- black boba pearls
instructions: brew tea, filter. either blend tea with cantaloupes or simply squeeze the pair of cantaloupes (with your bare hands) over a bunch of boba balls steeped in tea and swirl milk over the mixture. add molten brown sugar if you like it sweeter or to slurp like a true sammyboy.
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ginfreely cheebye chup

sour tits milk swirls in mix of @ginfreely cheebye juice like a "floating shit" in toilet bowl
- a pair of old neh nehs
- a lot of sour milk or cakeleng cum (lau sai is best)
- red menses stain
- brown shit (optional) as cheebye juice bawu is same
- black @ginfreely cheebye hair
instructions: burn @ginfreely cheebye, filter. either blend with cheebye juices or simply squeeze the pair of saggy nehs (with your bare hands) over a bunch of cakeleng balls steeped in shit and swirl cum over the mixture. add lau sai if you like it sweeter or to slurp like a true lau cheebye @ginfreely

@Cottonmouth
@sweetiepie

 

[eatshitndie]

The key is details bro. Like how man cubes of cantaloupe. How many cc of fresh milk or breast milk. How many cc of brown sugar syrup. And you need to know how to put the syrup in to achieve that effect in the picture. LOL!

Oh and the Black Pearls how you cook it? How many minutes boiling with stove on and how many minutes standing with stove off before you drain the water and wash it? What temp water to wash it in and how long. You go too hot too soft. too cold becomes hard. Wash too long also hard.

i'm glad you actually take this seriously. lol! this one must be homemade and hand-crafted with natural and non-vegan ingredients. tester and taster may be a kid.

 

[nayr69sg]

i'm glad you actually take this seriously. lol! this one must be homemade and hand-crafted with natural and non-vegan ingredients. tester and taster may be a kid.

yeah and the white stuff doesn't need to be breast milk.

Maybe you can add some kind of waffle mix to menu also using albumin and high quality liquid protein besides egg white.

 

[eatshitndie]

carla can't cum cha
the ultimate climatic tea that will unleash pent-up desires and release decades of "wanna cum but no cum" frustrations
- a shot of gin
- one big cucumber
- a scoop of sexquisite da hong pao tea leaves
- double scoops of vanilla ice cream
- gluey, slimy boba pearls
instructions: like sweet talking and sipping with a cocktail mix in the right mood, much foreplay is required. when the mind rhymes with the grind, wham and bam, hump and pump until cum.

 

[eatshitndie]

yeah and the white stuff doesn't need to be breast milk.

Maybe you can add some kind of waffle mix to menu also using albumin and high quality liquid protein besides egg white.

i'm using a lot of oat milk these days.

 

[eatshitndie]

ckmpd coconut cha
for the cougar or chick who is constantly complaining about crumbling complexes and crying cats and coyotes about the current (political) condition, this cha comforts and calms the cockles of the corazón
- two coconuts
- cup of cream
- oolong tea
- honey
- black boba pearls
instructions: buy keppel, oops kelapa, at your own risk as it may fall hard on your head.

 

[eatshitndie]

gingerlyn ginger galore
sometimes creamy, sometimes clear, sometimes distant, sometimes near
- a finger of ginger
- a pair of peaches
- cream (optional)
- red or black tea
- brown sugar (optional)
- black boba pearls
instructions: slice ginger. brew tea with ginger, filter. either blend tea with peaches or cut pair of peaches into cubes and mix with boba balls. pour in tea and spray (optional) cream over the mixture. add liquid sugar if you like it sweeter.

 

[JustOneSingh]

gingerlyn ginger galore
sometimes creamy, sometimes clear, sometimes distant, sometimes near
- a finger of ginger
- a pair of peaches
- cream (optional)
- red or black tea
- brown sugar (optional)
- black boba pearls
instructions: slice ginger. brew tea with ginger, filter. either blend tea with peaches or cut pair of peaches into cubes and mix with boba balls. pour in tea and spray (optional) cream over the mixture. add liquid sugar if you like it sweeter.
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Bhai,
Price?
$6.9/Cup? Heehee

 

[eatshitndie]

Bhai,
Price?
$6.9/Cup? Heehee

no gst.

 

[Balls2U]

carla can't cum cha
the ultimate climatic tea that will unleash pent-up desires and release decades of "wanna cum but no cum" frustrations
- a shot of gin
- one big cucumber
- a scoop of sexquisite da hong pao tea leaves
- double scoops of vanilla ice cream
- gluey, slimy boba pearls
instructions: like sweet talking and sipping with a cocktail mix in the right mood, much foreplay is required. when the mind rhymes with the grind, wham and bam, hump and pump until cum.
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Should be one shot of Gin's juice.

 

[JustOneSingh]

no gst.

Bhai,
Home delivery?
Within 6.9mins delivery from confirmed order?
I wanna order the Claire Chiku Chiku Cha.