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Ruler Loong meets potential Asia Pacific hegemon - PRC Commie Emperor

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As reported by Mouthpiece CNA

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Peasantpore - Ruler Loong met Commie PRC Ruler Hu Jintao in Beijing on Tuesday to hedge his bets should PRC Commie trump Uncle Sam as the Asia Pacific hegemon. This is similar to the ancient practice where favoured south east asian tinpots are granted an audience with Imperial China's reigning emperor.

Ruler Loong is on a six-day visit to Commie PRC for a myriad of tasks.

Ruler Loong arrived in Chengdu in southwest China on Sunday afternoon, at the beginning of his visit to assess the damage to Peasantpore's investments due to Bo Xilai's defeat in the Commie's power struggle. Ruler Loong's timely gift of a few million peanuts for the PRC pandas is proof that Peasantpore investments are safe at the moment and that other foreign investors can breathe better too.

Ruler Loong told his Mouthpieces in Peasantpore before leaving for Commie PRC that the Peasantpore will be a obedient vassal to any Asia Pacific hegemon as long as it benefits her economy.

Ruler Loong said Asiatic states are now "the brightest spots in the global economy despite having torrid corruption".

Hence, Asiatic economies should work together and make Commie PRC happy so the latter may make up for the absence of demand in anglo-saxon paedophilic countries, said Ruler Loong. In addition, Ruler Loong relayed a message from the current reigning hegemon Uncle Sam. The message exhorts the PRC Commies to stop disturbing the Pinoys and Nihons over a few hot potato islets. Uncle Sam understands that the Commies are using disputed borders to shored up nationalistic fervour for the Commies who are engineering their crucial power handover.

Peasantpore is a major tribute contributor to Commie PRC, having spent some US$6 billion there in 2011. It recently paid a few million peanuts to host Commie Pandas while rejecting aid for chronic sick peasant children. One notable failed investment is the Suzhou Industrial Park where an highly regarded EDB team (Newly promoted minion Josephine Teo) gave $90 million peanuts to the Commies as good will fees.
 
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