As reported by obedient CNA, Mouthpiece of the regime.
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Peasantpore: Ruler Loong met 19 of his social media 'Por Lumpars' aka 'Testicles Suckers' who are labelled 'supporters' or followers for tea on Thursday afternoon.
Writing on his Facebook page, Ruler Loong said they yakked about a range of topics - from online behaviour to Singapore's declining birth rate. Those 'Por Lumpars' no doubt sing more praises of Ruler Loong than any Heavenly Cherubs combined.
Ruler Loong also posted a photo of the meeting at the regime's palace to show Ang Mohs and Nihons that he is well loved by his new media 'Por Lumpars'.
Among those present were Minions Tan CJ (Overtime Tan), and Peasants' Representatives for Chua Chu Kang GRC, Low Leng Leng and Zaki who are otherwise known as Lackeys.
Ruler Loong said the 19 'Por Lumpars' come from many backgrounds and age groups.
One bloke the Mouthpiece singled out is blogger Lee Kin Mun, who is better known by his online moniker "Mr Brown". The Brown has consistently taken pot shots at regime minions and lackeys but avoid pitting m&d on Ruler Loong, hence he is invited to give the impression that Ruler Loong is beloved despite the baboon antics of his lackeys or minions.
The youngest was six-year-old peasant Chua Jin Sen, who is known as "Dr Jiajia".
Ruler Loong said he has hired a lackey to work on his Facebook and Twitter. So far his lackey has only told him the good things but he knows the Netizens are seething with rage over his half baked policies.
His online lackey has alleged wrote on behalf of his master, "It has been useful and fun, though lots of work. Perhaps I can bypass my enunches and issue decrees online."
Ruler Loong added he appreciates only nice comments, private praises and occasional intelligence reports from Facebook users.
The intelligence helps him understand the current sentiments regarding his decrees and half baked policies.
He said: "Of course i cannot say much about likes and whatever hateful comments but as long you obey decrees and kowtow to me, that is the most important. Remember we are not Nordic or New Zealand, the Asiatic concept of 'big and small' applies."
Ruler Loong said he looks forward to meeting more obedient social media users in the future.
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Peasantpore: Ruler Loong met 19 of his social media 'Por Lumpars' aka 'Testicles Suckers' who are labelled 'supporters' or followers for tea on Thursday afternoon.
Writing on his Facebook page, Ruler Loong said they yakked about a range of topics - from online behaviour to Singapore's declining birth rate. Those 'Por Lumpars' no doubt sing more praises of Ruler Loong than any Heavenly Cherubs combined.
Ruler Loong also posted a photo of the meeting at the regime's palace to show Ang Mohs and Nihons that he is well loved by his new media 'Por Lumpars'.
Among those present were Minions Tan CJ (Overtime Tan), and Peasants' Representatives for Chua Chu Kang GRC, Low Leng Leng and Zaki who are otherwise known as Lackeys.
Ruler Loong said the 19 'Por Lumpars' come from many backgrounds and age groups.
One bloke the Mouthpiece singled out is blogger Lee Kin Mun, who is better known by his online moniker "Mr Brown". The Brown has consistently taken pot shots at regime minions and lackeys but avoid pitting m&d on Ruler Loong, hence he is invited to give the impression that Ruler Loong is beloved despite the baboon antics of his lackeys or minions.
The youngest was six-year-old peasant Chua Jin Sen, who is known as "Dr Jiajia".
Ruler Loong said he has hired a lackey to work on his Facebook and Twitter. So far his lackey has only told him the good things but he knows the Netizens are seething with rage over his half baked policies.
His online lackey has alleged wrote on behalf of his master, "It has been useful and fun, though lots of work. Perhaps I can bypass my enunches and issue decrees online."
Ruler Loong added he appreciates only nice comments, private praises and occasional intelligence reports from Facebook users.
The intelligence helps him understand the current sentiments regarding his decrees and half baked policies.
He said: "Of course i cannot say much about likes and whatever hateful comments but as long you obey decrees and kowtow to me, that is the most important. Remember we are not Nordic or New Zealand, the Asiatic concept of 'big and small' applies."
Ruler Loong said he looks forward to meeting more obedient social media users in the future.
