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PEASANTPORE: Kangaroo Justice Sunda-neh 'Water' Melon was sworn in as Peasantpore's fourth pro-regime Chief Legal Lackey on November 7 at the haunted Istana.
33% Rubber Stamp President Phony Tan Ah Yam presided at the Swearing-in Ceremony.
Strangely, CLL Melon will also be the Chairman of the Wayang Presidential Council for Suppressing Pagans & Minority Rights. He is expected to approve and refine legal terms to make life for minorities and pagans who alway present difficult problems for Ruler Loong.
He was admitted as an well paid advocate and solicitor of the Supreme Kangaroo Court of Peasantpore in 1987. He obviously keep the Golden Silence when Old Autocrat delinked local courts from the Privy Council. Melon kept quiet because he understood such a move will allow Old Autocrat to change laws at will to his own advantage when dealing with cunning arty farty dissenters. Legal lackey Melon wisely keep quiet when Attorney-Lackey Sai Keong claimed regime minions can be in a polling station but not within 200m of a polling centre, hence agreeing with the Copenhagen's Interpretation of Quantum Mechanics. In an Asiatic society, it pays to keep quiet and let somethings remained unsaid.
Lackey Melon was the Attorney-Lackey of Peasantpore and appointed Judge of No Appeal for Peasants until his current appointment as Chief Legal Lackey. He is expected to brush up on his Quantum Mechanics as they can be used to play tricks to ensnarl dissenters and lowly peasants during legal proceedings.
He succeeded pro-familee Chief Legal Lackey Chan Sai Keong who retired after turning 75. Former Malayan Chan Sai Keong proved that you can sell your conscience to the highest bidder and be rewarded with a cushy life. This effectively debunk the Buddhist doctrine of retribution.
Melon will probably learn from Tarman and 山木庚 and kowtow Ruler Loong 5 times a day to earn a profitable retirement with PrataNathan as a living example...how a member of a minority race can retire well by selecting and cooking curry for the right ruler.
PEASANTPORE: Kangaroo Justice Sunda-neh 'Water' Melon was sworn in as Peasantpore's fourth pro-regime Chief Legal Lackey on November 7 at the haunted Istana.
33% Rubber Stamp President Phony Tan Ah Yam presided at the Swearing-in Ceremony.
Strangely, CLL Melon will also be the Chairman of the Wayang Presidential Council for Suppressing Pagans & Minority Rights. He is expected to approve and refine legal terms to make life for minorities and pagans who alway present difficult problems for Ruler Loong.
He was admitted as an well paid advocate and solicitor of the Supreme Kangaroo Court of Peasantpore in 1987. He obviously keep the Golden Silence when Old Autocrat delinked local courts from the Privy Council. Melon kept quiet because he understood such a move will allow Old Autocrat to change laws at will to his own advantage when dealing with cunning arty farty dissenters. Legal lackey Melon wisely keep quiet when Attorney-Lackey Sai Keong claimed regime minions can be in a polling station but not within 200m of a polling centre, hence agreeing with the Copenhagen's Interpretation of Quantum Mechanics. In an Asiatic society, it pays to keep quiet and let somethings remained unsaid.
Lackey Melon was the Attorney-Lackey of Peasantpore and appointed Judge of No Appeal for Peasants until his current appointment as Chief Legal Lackey. He is expected to brush up on his Quantum Mechanics as they can be used to play tricks to ensnarl dissenters and lowly peasants during legal proceedings.
He succeeded pro-familee Chief Legal Lackey Chan Sai Keong who retired after turning 75. Former Malayan Chan Sai Keong proved that you can sell your conscience to the highest bidder and be rewarded with a cushy life. This effectively debunk the Buddhist doctrine of retribution.
Melon will probably learn from Tarman and 山木庚 and kowtow Ruler Loong 5 times a day to earn a profitable retirement with PrataNathan as a living example...how a member of a minority race can retire well by selecting and cooking curry for the right ruler.
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