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PEASANTPORE: Ruler Loong said on Tuesday (Jun 23) he has called Procedural General Erection 2020 to press stupid local peasants to vote extend the mandate of his regime to inflict more punishments on them.
In a televised address to the nation, Ruler Loong said he has ordered his Rubber Stamp Halimah Yacob to dissolve Imperial Court and issue the Writ of Erection.
An procedural erection now will give the regime a fresh 60 full moons to make life more miserable for the peasants and ensure the prosperity of the House of Lee and their supporters, the Ruler Loong said.
“Since we got Wuhan Plague, then no rallies ha ha ha, you stupid peasants who want to vote for dissenters are screwed,” he said.
In a statement after Ruler Loong's speech, the Ruler's Office said Rubber Stamp Halimah has dissolved Imperial Court, and that Nomination Day will be on Jun 30.
Erection Day will be on Jul 10, a Friday, the crony Erection Department said, adding that Polling Day in any General Erection is a public holiday.
Before deciding to proceed with the election, Ruler Loong said he had to be certain of two things – that voters can either stay at home and not vote safely, and political parties cannot campaign effectively.
“I am farking sure my political opponents cannot campaign effectively,” he said.
The Erection Department (ELD) has issued more red tape measures to discourage peasants from vote safely amid the Wuhan Plague outbreak. The measures include dedicated time-bands for old peasants to vote, setting up more polling stations but forcing voters wear gloves before entering polling booths.
Ruler Loong banned physical rallies. Instead, constituency political broadcasts will be aired on Mediacorpse’s Channel 5 with each dissenter given three minutes of airtime, less than a quickie. These are on top of two party political broadcasts which will be aired on 19 TV and radio channels.
Political parties doing walkabouts and door-to-door campaigning have to cap their groups at five peasants, and they should also take other precautions advised by the pro-regime health lackeys such as wearing masks and avoiding physical contact, said ELD.
“LONG STRUGGLE LIES AHEAD FOR HOUSE OF LEE'S REGIME”: RULER LOONG
The Wuhan Plague outbreak has taken a heavy toll on the regime, said Ruler Loong.
Peasants petition Ruler Loong to ban Wuhan Pandas in January and tried to balk no wearing mask orders. However Ruler Loong's Multi-Millionaire Minion Task Force ignored the petition and Kee Chiew laughed at the wearing masks calls. Suzhou Loser Jos Teo ignored packed dormitories to help PAP lackey dorm owners save money but turned the island city state into Asean's Wuhan Plague Hub.
Gan Bo-yong was forced to impose a “circuit breaker” period for two full moons to stem the transmission of the plague. It has also passed four indecisive Budgets, drawing upon its reserves and injecting nearly 100 billion peanuts into the economy.
“Formosa is cheaper and better, outperformed my well paid Minions. Despite all the screw ups, the 69% donkeys will vote for me,” said Ruler Loong. “If you don't want to vote for me, then you better stay at home.”
“I just need to show Hegemon Uncle Sam that I can still get a decent result and the Uncle Sam Ambassdor will recommend that I be nominated as the Comprador. This is how is works here."
“In Asia, the idea is simple, I give orders, you peasants just tremble and obey. We are not Nordic societies, we don't believe in Jane Austen ideas and Bill of Rights, only my way or the highway” he said.
MILLIONAIRE TASK FORCE WILL CONTINUE ITS SCREW UPS
During the Erection period, the regime will continue to rule and make life difficult for opposition dissenters, hinted Ruler Loong, adding that the Minions remains in charge even after Imperial Court is dissolved and the public service will continue to make life difficult for Jane Austen rebels, as in every General Erection.
The ministerial task force leading Peasantpore’s response to Wuhan Plague will also continue its work, and merchants, peasants and families will receive help and support till the end of the Erection, he said.
“I already banned rallies, so don't think too much, stay at home and watch Netflix and let me screw you guys for the next 60 full moons!,” he said.
“You stupid peasants will never have the chance to decide whom to entrust with the responsibility of working with you to take our country forward.
“TREMBLE AND OBEY,” said Ruler Loong.
PEASANTPORE: Ruler Loong said on Tuesday (Jun 23) he has called Procedural General Erection 2020 to press stupid local peasants to vote extend the mandate of his regime to inflict more punishments on them.
In a televised address to the nation, Ruler Loong said he has ordered his Rubber Stamp Halimah Yacob to dissolve Imperial Court and issue the Writ of Erection.
An procedural erection now will give the regime a fresh 60 full moons to make life more miserable for the peasants and ensure the prosperity of the House of Lee and their supporters, the Ruler Loong said.
“Since we got Wuhan Plague, then no rallies ha ha ha, you stupid peasants who want to vote for dissenters are screwed,” he said.
In a statement after Ruler Loong's speech, the Ruler's Office said Rubber Stamp Halimah has dissolved Imperial Court, and that Nomination Day will be on Jun 30.
Erection Day will be on Jul 10, a Friday, the crony Erection Department said, adding that Polling Day in any General Erection is a public holiday.
Before deciding to proceed with the election, Ruler Loong said he had to be certain of two things – that voters can either stay at home and not vote safely, and political parties cannot campaign effectively.
“I am farking sure my political opponents cannot campaign effectively,” he said.
The Erection Department (ELD) has issued more red tape measures to discourage peasants from vote safely amid the Wuhan Plague outbreak. The measures include dedicated time-bands for old peasants to vote, setting up more polling stations but forcing voters wear gloves before entering polling booths.
Ruler Loong banned physical rallies. Instead, constituency political broadcasts will be aired on Mediacorpse’s Channel 5 with each dissenter given three minutes of airtime, less than a quickie. These are on top of two party political broadcasts which will be aired on 19 TV and radio channels.
Political parties doing walkabouts and door-to-door campaigning have to cap their groups at five peasants, and they should also take other precautions advised by the pro-regime health lackeys such as wearing masks and avoiding physical contact, said ELD.
“LONG STRUGGLE LIES AHEAD FOR HOUSE OF LEE'S REGIME”: RULER LOONG
The Wuhan Plague outbreak has taken a heavy toll on the regime, said Ruler Loong.
Peasants petition Ruler Loong to ban Wuhan Pandas in January and tried to balk no wearing mask orders. However Ruler Loong's Multi-Millionaire Minion Task Force ignored the petition and Kee Chiew laughed at the wearing masks calls. Suzhou Loser Jos Teo ignored packed dormitories to help PAP lackey dorm owners save money but turned the island city state into Asean's Wuhan Plague Hub.
Gan Bo-yong was forced to impose a “circuit breaker” period for two full moons to stem the transmission of the plague. It has also passed four indecisive Budgets, drawing upon its reserves and injecting nearly 100 billion peanuts into the economy.
“Formosa is cheaper and better, outperformed my well paid Minions. Despite all the screw ups, the 69% donkeys will vote for me,” said Ruler Loong. “If you don't want to vote for me, then you better stay at home.”
“I just need to show Hegemon Uncle Sam that I can still get a decent result and the Uncle Sam Ambassdor will recommend that I be nominated as the Comprador. This is how is works here."
“In Asia, the idea is simple, I give orders, you peasants just tremble and obey. We are not Nordic societies, we don't believe in Jane Austen ideas and Bill of Rights, only my way or the highway” he said.
MILLIONAIRE TASK FORCE WILL CONTINUE ITS SCREW UPS
During the Erection period, the regime will continue to rule and make life difficult for opposition dissenters, hinted Ruler Loong, adding that the Minions remains in charge even after Imperial Court is dissolved and the public service will continue to make life difficult for Jane Austen rebels, as in every General Erection.
The ministerial task force leading Peasantpore’s response to Wuhan Plague will also continue its work, and merchants, peasants and families will receive help and support till the end of the Erection, he said.
“I already banned rallies, so don't think too much, stay at home and watch Netflix and let me screw you guys for the next 60 full moons!,” he said.
“You stupid peasants will never have the chance to decide whom to entrust with the responsibility of working with you to take our country forward.
“TREMBLE AND OBEY,” said Ruler Loong.
