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The Party Against Peasants (PAP) will be up to its old dirty tricks to create trouble for Sengkang GRC as soon as possible after the 2020 Procedural Erections, the same way it continues to create troubles in Aljunied GRC and Hougang SMC, Ruler Loong said early this morning.
While the PAP do not see the outcome of GE2020 as a snub from local peasants, the loss of a group representation constituency (GRC) and three minions is a “scripted minor loss” to the regime and the fourth-generation Minions' Team, Ruler Loong said in a post-erection press conference.
“If I don't give up 12 seats, then even the Ang Mohs and Nihons will be suspicious of my intentions. Labour is very smart, they understood my magic number but Ah Block, being older and more stubborn, took a longer time to get the big picture,” said Ruler Loong.
“It is, however, necessary for me to show stupid local peasants that if Ruler Loong wants, Ruler Loong can retain that Suzhou Loser Jos Teo, not because I need to give face to Peelip Yeo.”
In the 2020 Procedural Erection, the Labour (WP) won Sengkang GRC with 60,136 votes to the PAP’s 55,214 votes.
By clinching 52.13 per cent of the votes, the Labour rebels broke new ground to win its historic second group representation constituency.
While Ah Meng will likely resign as secretary-general of the National Trades Union Congress (NTUC), his longerterm role is in doubt as the labour chief is traditionally a member of the Imperial Cabinet, serving as the regime's Mouthpiece to pliant unions, peasants and merchants.
The loss of the new GRC to the Labour also means the bowing out of two other minions – Lam Ah Min and Ah Min, necessary expense for retaining Suzhou Loser Jos Teo.
Ruler Loong said Ah Lam, who is Senior Minion of Regime for Health, and Transport, got two hot potatoes on his hands while he is hard pressed to credit Senior Imperial Secretary for Gestapo and Health Ah Min for anything since 2015.
While the final member of the PAP’s Sengkang slate Raymond Lye was a new candidate lackey, he has been a longstanding grassroots lackey in Punggol East, said Ruler Loong. Clueless Lye will be outclassed by former Labour Peasants' Representative Li Lian with his inept handling of Punggol East after Charles Chong had to take numerous medical leave to heal his broken and corrupted body. With the new team, Lye stands no chance unless he used dirty tricks which he wisely concluded against.
“Everything went according to plan, $wee $wee and Ah Chan realised they can't do without me and I only give up 12 seats to placate local stupid peasants. I warned 皮蛋 that he should read Modern Chinese political history if he decides to spread Jane Austen ideas in Peasantpore.”
Ruler Loong said he had to pretend he was “naturally disappointed” that the PAP lost Sengkang GRC. However the PAP team led by Ah Meng knew that they was in deep shit when Ruler Loong moved Suzhou Loser Jos Teo to Jalan Besar. This was why on Nomination Day Ah Meng “completely disagreed” with rebels like the Labour Party that there could be a possible opposition wipe out.
“I have consoled Ah Meng and explained to his team why I have to keep Suzhou Loser and forsake them. But I promise them that they will to continue to serve the party and Peasantpore in different capacities. I will not throw them under the bus and let them suffer the sorry fate of former Punggol Representative Li Lian in 2015,” said Ruler Long.
“The House of Lee continues to rule Peasantpore. Those who are pregnant with the idea that Jane Austen ideas will take root in Peasantpore will be in shock soon. I will awe Jane Austen rebels with a display of Imperial Power and Might when my lackeys toy with Axis of Evil, Hougang, Aljunied and Seng Kang soon.”
With the Erection over, Ruler Loong ordered peasants to stop agitating for Suzhou Loser Jos Teo to resign.
“If Suzhou Loser Jos Teo resigns, then I really lose face, those who ask her to resign are playing with fire. And I will subtly punish peasants who try to make me look like dumb dumb by asking that loser to resign after the Erection 2020. I agreed she dug a hole for everyone in the dorms but remembered who endorsed her?” he said.
“If you don't voted for my regime, in this Yankee Empathy era, we will keep up appearances and listen to you, but do our best to ignore your concerns and with 90% control of the country, I do not really need Jane Austen rebels' support. Tremble and Obey you peasants!”
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The Party Against Peasants (PAP) will be up to its old dirty tricks to create trouble for Sengkang GRC as soon as possible after the 2020 Procedural Erections, the same way it continues to create troubles in Aljunied GRC and Hougang SMC, Ruler Loong said early this morning.
While the PAP do not see the outcome of GE2020 as a snub from local peasants, the loss of a group representation constituency (GRC) and three minions is a “scripted minor loss” to the regime and the fourth-generation Minions' Team, Ruler Loong said in a post-erection press conference.
“If I don't give up 12 seats, then even the Ang Mohs and Nihons will be suspicious of my intentions. Labour is very smart, they understood my magic number but Ah Block, being older and more stubborn, took a longer time to get the big picture,” said Ruler Loong.
“It is, however, necessary for me to show stupid local peasants that if Ruler Loong wants, Ruler Loong can retain that Suzhou Loser Jos Teo, not because I need to give face to Peelip Yeo.”
In the 2020 Procedural Erection, the Labour (WP) won Sengkang GRC with 60,136 votes to the PAP’s 55,214 votes.
By clinching 52.13 per cent of the votes, the Labour rebels broke new ground to win its historic second group representation constituency.
While Ah Meng will likely resign as secretary-general of the National Trades Union Congress (NTUC), his longerterm role is in doubt as the labour chief is traditionally a member of the Imperial Cabinet, serving as the regime's Mouthpiece to pliant unions, peasants and merchants.
The loss of the new GRC to the Labour also means the bowing out of two other minions – Lam Ah Min and Ah Min, necessary expense for retaining Suzhou Loser Jos Teo.
Ruler Loong said Ah Lam, who is Senior Minion of Regime for Health, and Transport, got two hot potatoes on his hands while he is hard pressed to credit Senior Imperial Secretary for Gestapo and Health Ah Min for anything since 2015.
While the final member of the PAP’s Sengkang slate Raymond Lye was a new candidate lackey, he has been a longstanding grassroots lackey in Punggol East, said Ruler Loong. Clueless Lye will be outclassed by former Labour Peasants' Representative Li Lian with his inept handling of Punggol East after Charles Chong had to take numerous medical leave to heal his broken and corrupted body. With the new team, Lye stands no chance unless he used dirty tricks which he wisely concluded against.
“Everything went according to plan, $wee $wee and Ah Chan realised they can't do without me and I only give up 12 seats to placate local stupid peasants. I warned 皮蛋 that he should read Modern Chinese political history if he decides to spread Jane Austen ideas in Peasantpore.”
Ruler Loong said he had to pretend he was “naturally disappointed” that the PAP lost Sengkang GRC. However the PAP team led by Ah Meng knew that they was in deep shit when Ruler Loong moved Suzhou Loser Jos Teo to Jalan Besar. This was why on Nomination Day Ah Meng “completely disagreed” with rebels like the Labour Party that there could be a possible opposition wipe out.
“I have consoled Ah Meng and explained to his team why I have to keep Suzhou Loser and forsake them. But I promise them that they will to continue to serve the party and Peasantpore in different capacities. I will not throw them under the bus and let them suffer the sorry fate of former Punggol Representative Li Lian in 2015,” said Ruler Long.
“The House of Lee continues to rule Peasantpore. Those who are pregnant with the idea that Jane Austen ideas will take root in Peasantpore will be in shock soon. I will awe Jane Austen rebels with a display of Imperial Power and Might when my lackeys toy with Axis of Evil, Hougang, Aljunied and Seng Kang soon.”
With the Erection over, Ruler Loong ordered peasants to stop agitating for Suzhou Loser Jos Teo to resign.
“If Suzhou Loser Jos Teo resigns, then I really lose face, those who ask her to resign are playing with fire. And I will subtly punish peasants who try to make me look like dumb dumb by asking that loser to resign after the Erection 2020. I agreed she dug a hole for everyone in the dorms but remembered who endorsed her?” he said.
“If you don't voted for my regime, in this Yankee Empathy era, we will keep up appearances and listen to you, but do our best to ignore your concerns and with 90% control of the country, I do not really need Jane Austen rebels' support. Tremble and Obey you peasants!”
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