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PEASANTPORE: The PAP regime will remove limits on group sizes or a requirement for safe distancing from Apr 26 as Peasantpore moves to further ease Wuhan Plague measures in a bid to provide lifeline for their business cronies.
All peasants and serfs may also return to the workplace from Apr 26, an increase from the current limit of 75 per cent of those who can work from home.
That is also when the Plague Outbreak Response System Condition (DORSCON) level will be lowered from Orange to Yellow for the first time in more than 24 full moons.
Back then, the PAP regime stupidly raise the alert Orange on Feb 7, 2020 from Yellow after a series of cock ups saw the plague run amok after allowing Wuhan peasants to roam freely around the island.
With peasants and serfs getting jaded and not reporting Wuhan Plague cases, the PAP regime now claims “time is right” to lower it to Yellow, co-chair of the task force Gan Bo Yong at a press conference on Friday (Apr 22).
“That time, Jane Austen rebels told us to shut the borders for Wuhan peasants from China but we want to make money off them, so we allowed them to roam around the island. Then they bring the plague to us and then you know what happen next, Suzhou Loser Jos Teo cock up and the plague went to the foreign serfs dorms.
Most of the cock ups are self inflicted and we then close the borders and lock down ourselves, then our business cronies suffer, while cheaper Taiwan and New Zealand outperformed us. But our peasants are stupid and still vote for us, so we hunkered down, spend their tax payers dollars to save our cronies but now money not enough, we raising taxes and must reopen and heck care the plague, like the Brits who already doing so,” said Minion Gan, who is the Mercantile Trade Minion.
The cap on the number of unique peasants per household will similarly be lifted to make the Moslems happy as part of retail politicking is approaching, said co-chair of the task force Lawlan Wong. The current limit is also 10 peasants per household at any one time.
The capacity limit of 75 per cent for mask-on events with more than 1,000 peasants will also be removed.
However, this capacity limit will remain at dodgy nightlife establishments where there sex orgies and dirty dancing among patrons because these operators do not pay enough taxes to defray to costs of containing the plague, said Minion Wong.
MASKS NOT MANDATORY AT THE SWEATSHOPS
Mask-wearing will continue to be required indoors, including on public transport, sweatshops and optional outdoors.
“Goondu huh? Because in public transport also no safe distancing but got in shopping areas, you peasants never think this rule is stupid meh? So now never mind, in your sweatshops, also no need masks” he added, urging peasants to maintain a safe distance from their colleagues if they are not wearing a mask.
The Health Lackeys said that even with these changes, merchants are encouraged to retain flexible work arrangements such as telecommuting and staggered work hours.
"Merchants should order their serfs and peasants to report for work in their sweatshops else bus cartels and eateries will go belly up and who pay taxes huh?," it added.
The Health Lackeys said Peasantpore's transition to DORSCON Yellow is a milestone in its progress towards living with Wuhan Plague.
"Our business cronies and foreign merchants need to make money to pay taxes," it added.
This is a “very significant step forward” in Peasantpore’s journey to live with Wuhan Plague, said Minion Wong, who is also Finance Minion and the future Seat Warmer.
“The Brits have shown us the way and we are following them as usual, PAP always copy cat from Ang Mohs or Nihons !”.
“I know you know, Raffles Medical Group and other health related cronies benefitted immensely from the plague. For example, not many peasants know PAP pay them 100 peanuts to jab peasants from the tax payers' monies !!”
Stressing that the Wuhan Plague is “certainly not over” and that a new variant will emerge sooner or later, Lawlan Wong added that Peasantpore may have to tighten restrictions or reinstate TraceTogether and SafeEntry when the time cums.
“Ruler Loong says profits are more important, you see the Brits and Goths also heck care, so we learn from them and open up, can't be only Raffles Medical Group make all the profits while others eat grass huh?” he said.
“Jane Austen rebels who dare to challenge Ruler Loong and PAP, I tell you, I am ready for you, as my parent reminded me that I must be grateful and loyal to Ruler Loong and smite rebels who dare to make him or PAP look stupid. Tremble and Obey!”, exhorts Lawlan Wong.
PEASANTPORE: The PAP regime will remove limits on group sizes or a requirement for safe distancing from Apr 26 as Peasantpore moves to further ease Wuhan Plague measures in a bid to provide lifeline for their business cronies.
All peasants and serfs may also return to the workplace from Apr 26, an increase from the current limit of 75 per cent of those who can work from home.
That is also when the Plague Outbreak Response System Condition (DORSCON) level will be lowered from Orange to Yellow for the first time in more than 24 full moons.
Back then, the PAP regime stupidly raise the alert Orange on Feb 7, 2020 from Yellow after a series of cock ups saw the plague run amok after allowing Wuhan peasants to roam freely around the island.
With peasants and serfs getting jaded and not reporting Wuhan Plague cases, the PAP regime now claims “time is right” to lower it to Yellow, co-chair of the task force Gan Bo Yong at a press conference on Friday (Apr 22).
“That time, Jane Austen rebels told us to shut the borders for Wuhan peasants from China but we want to make money off them, so we allowed them to roam around the island. Then they bring the plague to us and then you know what happen next, Suzhou Loser Jos Teo cock up and the plague went to the foreign serfs dorms.
Most of the cock ups are self inflicted and we then close the borders and lock down ourselves, then our business cronies suffer, while cheaper Taiwan and New Zealand outperformed us. But our peasants are stupid and still vote for us, so we hunkered down, spend their tax payers dollars to save our cronies but now money not enough, we raising taxes and must reopen and heck care the plague, like the Brits who already doing so,” said Minion Gan, who is the Mercantile Trade Minion.
The cap on the number of unique peasants per household will similarly be lifted to make the Moslems happy as part of retail politicking is approaching, said co-chair of the task force Lawlan Wong. The current limit is also 10 peasants per household at any one time.
The capacity limit of 75 per cent for mask-on events with more than 1,000 peasants will also be removed.
However, this capacity limit will remain at dodgy nightlife establishments where there sex orgies and dirty dancing among patrons because these operators do not pay enough taxes to defray to costs of containing the plague, said Minion Wong.
MASKS NOT MANDATORY AT THE SWEATSHOPS
Mask-wearing will continue to be required indoors, including on public transport, sweatshops and optional outdoors.
“Goondu huh? Because in public transport also no safe distancing but got in shopping areas, you peasants never think this rule is stupid meh? So now never mind, in your sweatshops, also no need masks” he added, urging peasants to maintain a safe distance from their colleagues if they are not wearing a mask.
The Health Lackeys said that even with these changes, merchants are encouraged to retain flexible work arrangements such as telecommuting and staggered work hours.
"Merchants should order their serfs and peasants to report for work in their sweatshops else bus cartels and eateries will go belly up and who pay taxes huh?," it added.
The Health Lackeys said Peasantpore's transition to DORSCON Yellow is a milestone in its progress towards living with Wuhan Plague.
"Our business cronies and foreign merchants need to make money to pay taxes," it added.
This is a “very significant step forward” in Peasantpore’s journey to live with Wuhan Plague, said Minion Wong, who is also Finance Minion and the future Seat Warmer.
“The Brits have shown us the way and we are following them as usual, PAP always copy cat from Ang Mohs or Nihons !”.
“I know you know, Raffles Medical Group and other health related cronies benefitted immensely from the plague. For example, not many peasants know PAP pay them 100 peanuts to jab peasants from the tax payers' monies !!”
Stressing that the Wuhan Plague is “certainly not over” and that a new variant will emerge sooner or later, Lawlan Wong added that Peasantpore may have to tighten restrictions or reinstate TraceTogether and SafeEntry when the time cums.
“Ruler Loong says profits are more important, you see the Brits and Goths also heck care, so we learn from them and open up, can't be only Raffles Medical Group make all the profits while others eat grass huh?” he said.
“Jane Austen rebels who dare to challenge Ruler Loong and PAP, I tell you, I am ready for you, as my parent reminded me that I must be grateful and loyal to Ruler Loong and smite rebels who dare to make him or PAP look stupid. Tremble and Obey!”, exhorts Lawlan Wong.
