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PEASANTPORE: In the past full moon, Peasantpore has suspended procedural parliamentary processes under the guise limiting the number of Wuhan Virus cases, which crossed the 2,000 figure on Friday (Apr 10).
Lackeys pretending to Lawyers told Mouth Piece CNA that Ruler Loong should be accorded absolute power to make life easier for his lackeys as they struggled to flatten the curve after a series of blunders.
Before this, the inept Ministry of Health (MOH) ignored peasants' petitions to ban PRC Pandas from entering Peasantpore but was denied by the profit driven regime.
THE SPEED AND URGENCY OF WUHAN VIRUS-RELATED LAWS AFTER FAILING TO BAN PRC PANDAS
"Nabey, many Jane Austen peasants were writing online petitions to ban PRC Pandas, farking shit, they were absolute correct! Ruler Loong and his million dollar task force ignored them for weeks !!" exclaimed Legal Sex Partner Chooi.
"After shit hits the wall, Ruler Loong wrote the Wuhan Virus (Temporary Measures) Edict came into force almost immediately after informing the expensive Imperial Court" he said.
LAWS PASSED QUICKLY, BUT IF RULER LOONG CANCELS GOOD FRIDAY THEN ITS NOT SPECIAL
"Got Jane Austen rebels says what's the point of using short cuts to put up an edict or cancelling Good Friday when Ruler Loong should have banned PRC Pandas. Luckily our local peasants are stupid and indolent", said Lackey Ashokan.
Sex Partner Chooi said that the key implication of the new edict being announced so quickly is “utter public confusion over what is can do, what cannot do”.
“Our local peasants are docile and stupid, you threaten to turn their rented pigeonholes into slums, they immediately kowtow to PAP. You tell them social distancing, they farking hell hoard food and form queues in NTUC with some vipers hawking expensive defective PRC masks online.
LUCKILY NOBODY BOTHERED TO ASK WHY CHAOTIC TAIWAN OUTPERFORMED EXPENSIVE PAP
“We used to laughed at Taiwan, citing how their gangsters fight in Parliament, their dismal GDP and lower standards of living, KNNCCB, they actually flatten the farking Wuhan Virus curve within a few weeks!! Even the farking more corrupt Onion Eaters (Koreans) did better than us with their 47 million peasants and comparatively lower rates per million!
This Lawlan Wong, only knows how to cry and give more money to health care workers, he ought to jump into the nearest toilet bowl and learn from the cheaper Taiwanese, Koreans or Swedish. They are cheap, good and don't threaten to turn your 99 year tenancy pigeonholes into slums.,” Legal Sex Partner Chooi exclaimed!
PEASANTPORE: In the past full moon, Peasantpore has suspended procedural parliamentary processes under the guise limiting the number of Wuhan Virus cases, which crossed the 2,000 figure on Friday (Apr 10).
Contrast this with chaotic Taiwan with cheaper ministers, Peasantpore's 4G clowns were no better despite autocratic One Party Rule. Any donkey can tell Taiwan with larger population and more immigration entry points outperformed Peasantpore's million dollar task force.
Lackeys pretending to Lawyers told Mouth Piece CNA that Ruler Loong should be accorded absolute power to make life easier for his lackeys as they struggled to flatten the curve after a series of blunders.
Before this, the inept Ministry of Health (MOH) ignored peasants' petitions to ban PRC Pandas from entering Peasantpore but was denied by the profit driven regime.
THE SPEED AND URGENCY OF WUHAN VIRUS-RELATED LAWS AFTER FAILING TO BAN PRC PANDAS
"Nabey, many Jane Austen peasants were writing online petitions to ban PRC Pandas, farking shit, they were absolute correct! Ruler Loong and his million dollar task force ignored them for weeks !!" exclaimed Legal Sex Partner Chooi.
"After shit hits the wall, Ruler Loong wrote the Wuhan Virus (Temporary Measures) Edict came into force almost immediately after informing the expensive Imperial Court" he said.
LAWS PASSED QUICKLY, BUT IF RULER LOONG CANCELS GOOD FRIDAY THEN ITS NOT SPECIAL
"Got Jane Austen rebels says what's the point of using short cuts to put up an edict or cancelling Good Friday when Ruler Loong should have banned PRC Pandas. Luckily our local peasants are stupid and indolent", said Lackey Ashokan.
Sex Partner Chooi said that the key implication of the new edict being announced so quickly is “utter public confusion over what is can do, what cannot do”.
“Our local peasants are docile and stupid, you threaten to turn their rented pigeonholes into slums, they immediately kowtow to PAP. You tell them social distancing, they farking hell hoard food and form queues in NTUC with some vipers hawking expensive defective PRC masks online.
LUCKILY NOBODY BOTHERED TO ASK WHY CHAOTIC TAIWAN OUTPERFORMED EXPENSIVE PAP
“We used to laughed at Taiwan, citing how their gangsters fight in Parliament, their dismal GDP and lower standards of living, KNNCCB, they actually flatten the farking Wuhan Virus curve within a few weeks!! Even the farking more corrupt Onion Eaters (Koreans) did better than us with their 47 million peasants and comparatively lower rates per million!
And the affordable Nordic Swedes are doing better than US, PRC Pandas, Romans and Spanish who foolishly locked down their paedophiles. Taiwanese, Swede and Korean minsters are cheaper and more able than cry baby Lawlan Wong ....
This Lawlan Wong, only knows how to cry and give more money to health care workers, he ought to jump into the nearest toilet bowl and learn from the cheaper Taiwanese, Koreans or Swedish. They are cheap, good and don't threaten to turn your 99 year tenancy pigeonholes into slums.,” Legal Sex Partner Chooi exclaimed!
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