Presidential announcement

[SR Nathan]

Before the next presidential election, my master, Ali, the Baba, has promised me he will change the legislation so that PRs can vote.

If not, I told'ch him I'm afraid, Singaporean citizens won'ch vote me as their best loved president again because they are beginning to believe that I love my millions and my prata more than I care for them. They'ch also beginning to think I'm beholden to my master.

 

[saratogas]

Dear Sir,

I know you love Prata but loving Prata and being an Ah Neh does not entitle You to happily change system here and there.

Your job is to save guard our Precious $$$ but you failed to keep them intact, they ask and you give...

By giving the $$$ you may lose some vote but many Sinkies still love you because you are cute and a monitory representative of Sinkapore.

We will vote You back in because we need you to continue the good 'Guan Xi' with India, MotherLand! But you may have to lose some weigh though, cut back on your Prata!

Yours Sincere Slave,
Saratogas

 

[annexa]

Dear Sir, the last round, we did not vote.

 

[hairylee]

Honourable President Sir, the least you could do for we peasants is to set fire to the Ali Baba.

 

[Maverick01]

Prasident Sir,
Teh Tarik must have flooded ur puny brain. There wont be an election at all. You will return to ur posh bed unopposed as usual because no candidates will be qualified enough to stand against a man of your stature. Just enjoy your pratas while you can and not worry so much k. Ok...dosaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii time!!

Before the next presidential election, my master, Ali, the Baba, has promised me he will change the legislation so that PRs can vote.

If not, I told'ch him I'm afraid, Singaporean citizens won'ch vote me as their best loved president again because they are beginning to believe that I love my millions and my prata more than I care for them. They'ch also beginning to think I'm beholden to my master.

 

[SR Nathan]

Thank you. Thank you.

Actually, hor, my master, Ali, the Baba also say'ch something like that.

Some more, he got gang that is number 83 strong. My master say'ch he can change'ch any law he like.

Moreover, where got protest outside parleemen.

 

[YNT]

Nice and funni thread

 

[soikee]

Dear Sir,

I know you love Prata but loving Prata and being an Ah Neh does not entitle You to happily change system here and there.

Your job is to save guard our Precious $$$ but you failed to keep them intact, they ask and you give...

By giving the $$$ you may lose some vote but many Sinkies still love you because you are cute and a monitory representative of Sinkapore.

We will vote You back in because we need you to continue the good 'Guan Xi' with India, MotherLand! But you may have to lose some weigh though, cut back on your Prata!

Yours Sincere Slave,
Saratogas

You're not being polite to address your President as 'Dear Sir.'

By protocol you should address your beloved President as 'Your
Excellency, Mr President or Your Excellency, Mr money-face prataman.'

 

[Maverick01]

Prasident Sir,
I thought the days of play number gang like 369 long gone? I didnt know u also got play number gang...I suspect u r 69 gang with ur soilmate...Ok prata time!!!

Thank you. Thank you.

Actually, hor, my master, Ali, the Baba also say'ch something like that.

Some more, he got gang that is number 83 strong. My master say'ch he can change'ch any law he like.

Moreover, where got protest outside parleemen.

 

[Lee5604]

The prata man (he is not my excellency, cetainly not an excellent choice) used to be an agent (and maybe still is) for the Japanese. Used to paly the British out. Later he became the ISD chief.

Anyway, his wife needs to cut down on the pratas in order to slim down.

 

[vincenttan]

Thank You, Mr President, for opening up your House.

What a pity! I didn't manage to see you in person.

 

[Lee5604]

Quote:>>>What a pity! I didn't manage to see you in person.<<<

The business must go on, don't you remember, i'm the prata man, i've got to work man, make pratas, no holiday for me.

 

[Frankiestine]

Dear President Sir,

Do not worry your job is secured for life, well till you drop dead from all the pratas you ate. Precisely because you have been executing your duties immaculately by being a excellent lap dog that they will fixed and buy their way so to ensure your position will be uncontested throughout.

 

[littlefish]

Mr President, are you trying to buy some insurance (from getting lynched by angry mobs) by posting here in case the PAP loses power in a freak election and the people find out that using the same three-letter word (i.e. F-A-T) that describes your body proportions so well, to also describe your secret bank account would be a gross understatement?

 

[jw5]

Announcement:
My job belly cushy. Please don't take away my job. Pretty please?